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Surrounded in a world of amazing, caring and competent health care professionals, dannyshumerus dares to be different. His courage has been evident since his teenage years, when he was bravely cut from every one of his high school’s sports teams; soul adequately crushed and feeling disdain towards the rest of the human race, he realized he already had what it takes to be a doctor. Determined to see his dreams through, he worked hard and graduated medical school in the top 10% of the bottom 45% of the class. Dannyshumerus has made 11 playoff appearances in his fantasy football league since 2002 with 4 championships, a fact displayed prominently on his CV.
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Nation’s Surgeons Announce Plans to Sit on It

USA – In a unified statement from general surgeons across the country, the nation’s ...

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“New Intern” Added to Patient’s Problem List

Joining the ranks of “Congestive Heart Failure,” “Chronic Kidney Disease III,” and “Mood Disorder ...

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Patient Impressed by Doctor After Both Skim Over Same Website

Local patient Sawyer Schmidt was reportedly quite impressed with the clinical acumen of his ...

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Patient Alarmed After Noticing Surgeon’s Shoelace Untied

MARIETTA, GA – Multiple sources are confirming that local patient Harry Dander is growing ...