Dr. Glaucomflecken 
Prima Donna Surgeon Can’t be Bothered to Dress Self
AUGUSTA, GA – Saying they are “sick and tired” of waiting on surgeons hand ...
OB/GYN Fake Laughs at Labor Day Joke for 8,000th Time
With her mouth stretched into a forced smile and the skin around her eyelids ...
Product Review: Littman’s Cordless Stethoscope
Pros: Portable stethoscope capable of listening to human organ noises. No battery required! Cons: ...
Local Man Really Enjoyed Solar Eclipse
ATLANTA, GA – It was a scene filled with excitement this morning as millions of people ...
Ophthalmologists Bracing Themselves for Full Day of Work After Solar Eclipse
SALEM, OR – Ophthalmologists throughout the country are bracing themselves for what could be ...
Confrontation Visual Fields Ends in Triple Homicide
CHICAGO, IL – Tragedy struck a quiet neighborhood eye clinic last week after what began ...
Med Student with Crushing Debt Terrified He Will Like Family Medicine
MAYWOOD, IL – Citing concerns about his crushing debt, local 3rd-year med student Aaron ...
Thor Spotted Crushing Reflexes with Mighty Hammer
ASGARD – According to witnesses, Thor, Norse God of Thunder, was recently spotted at ...
New Attending Receives First Paycheck, Transforms into Fully Developed Republican
WATERLOO, IA – Shortly after receiving his first paycheck, Trent Perry, a physician in ...
Fancy Pants Intern Throws Away Spare Disposable Glove Like Some Kind of Millionaire
PORTLAND, OR – In an audacious display of waste and privilege, new intern Thomas ...
