coffee cup hand rail abandoned

Irresponsible Intern Abandons Perfectly Good Cup of Coffee on Hand Rail

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coffee cup hand rail abandoned

BOSTON, MA – In news that can only be described as shocking and deeply disturbing, an irresponsible intern at Boston Medical Center has abandoned a perfectly good cup of coffee on a hand rail just outside a patient’s room on the fourth floor of the Newton Pavilion.  It was noted by a patient who nearly committed the sin of knocking it over while ambulating the halls with physical therapy.  According to Coffee Protective Services, the cup was still “incredibly hot” and “filled to the brim” with “steam arising from the hole in the cup cap.”  In other words, the cup of coffee had unfulfilled potential for the fortunate health care professional who got to consume it.  Tsk tsk.  Hospital security was called to find and confront the thoughtless ‘tern.  The suspect has been narrowed down to one of the dozen or so interns currently dozing off at noontime conference.

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