curves Frank Starling

curves Frank Starling
Dr. Frank and Dr. Starling teach us about the law that bears their names in the bare

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The American College of Cardiology (ACC) & American Heart Association (AHA) have issued a joint statement, telling people to look over there and check out the bodacious curves on Dr. Frank and Dr. Starling.  “Those Frank-Starling curves are hot, hot, HOT!” the statement read.  “It’s hard not to gawk at them, but man, those are some ripped venous returns and sexy stroke volumes!”  Cardiologists admit that cardiac output has never looked so dreamy, and they wanted to make sure that everyone in health care could appreciate the curves for what they are and what they stand for.  Sarcomere length FTW!


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