Hey Anesthesia! Hey Anesthesia!

Hey, Anesthesia! was born on the crest of a wave, and rocked in the cradle of the deep. He was a good student until entering medical school, where he realized that what he was learning didn't matter, and quickly shifted his priorities to cars and girls. He wanted to be a surgeon until he saw that he didn't have the ego or biceps for it, and switched his focus to passing gas in the OR. In his spare time, he enjoys golf and taunting surgeons about his spare time
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Patient honest about how much he drinks

24-year-old Jimmy Cliff came to University Hospital today for his elective hernia repair, and ...

Breaking News: Surgery accepts blame

For the first time in recorded history, anesthesia blamed surgery for a poor case, ...

Breaking News: Medical student faints on rounds, no one cares

Breaking News: During vascular surgery rounds this morning, a medical student fainted in a ...