Monday, February 8, 2021

Internal Medicine

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Pharmaceutical Company Buys Out Another 20 Generic Drugs, Decides to Raise Drug Prices to…...

DAYTON, OH - CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals Martin Shkreli made another bold announcement today that his pharmaceutical company has now bought rights for 20 more generic medications used by over 150 million Americans afflicted with...
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Surprise! Ridiculously Restrictive Transfusion Threshold of Zero Associated with Death

BOSTON, MA - In a truly eye-opening study published in the New England Journal of Medicine, the results of which no one could have predicted, a ridiculously restrictive transfusion strategy (hemoglobin threshold <...

NBME Announces Yet Another Board Examination STEP Up 4

PHILADELPHIA, PA - In an unexpected press release, the National Board of Medical Examiners (NBME) revealed that a new Step examination for the United States Medical Licensing Examination (USMLE) was being instituted. The new...

Ask a Medical Coder

Dear Medical Coder, Over the past few days I’ve become more short of breath with wheezing and productive cough, probably due to all this grass pollen.  I should tell you that I do have COPD.  Should...

Covid-19: Newly Released “Contagion 2” Gives People Much-Needed Escape from Reality

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Understanding that Americans desperately need an escape from the non-stop, grim Covid-19 news, Steven Soderbergh, who directed the very popular 2011 original, announced the surprise release of “Contagion 2: Holy Crap, We’re All...
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Rand Paul’s Medical Credibility Lowered to Jenny McCarthy’s Level

KENTUCKY - In a shocking statement released today by Rand Paul, a well-respected Kentucky senator and ophthalmologist, he believes vaccines can lead to "mental disorders" and most should be "voluntary."  In an exclusive interview...

Cardiothoracic Surgeon Dreams of Becoming Hollywood Star

NEW YORK, NY - Prominent cardiothoracic surgeon Dr. Dale Enderwood had "an amazing dream" last night and he woke up wishing he could return to that dream. What’s this amazing dream you may ask?  Well, it just may...

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Game of Thrones Pain Scale

Are you like me and tired of giving the same old boring explanation of the 0-10 pain scale?  Spice it up by using the Game of Thrones Pain Scale! Is your pain at: 0 - Perfectly...
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July Interns Play Crucial Role During Cardiac Arrest by Whimpering, Sucking Own Thumb

ROCKFORD, IL - Fresh-faced July intern Becky Anderson proved to be the most crucial health care provider present during a cardiopulmonary arrest called at approximately 8 PM last night on one of the floors...