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Hospitalists Run for Cover as Nurses Heave Barrage of Pages Near Shift Change
LOS ANGELES, CA – Hospitalists know the drill all too well: It doesn’t matter ...
The FDA, or Federal Dating Authority, has established a new system for online dating
Testing of potential suitors is an exhausting, expensive and occasionally toxic procedure. The FDA, ...
Breaking: Colonized Computer Keyboard Finally Becomes Septic
LOS ANGELES, CA – Gomerblog has learned that a computer keyboard colonized with a ...
Medical Mystery Baffles Physicians
An unsolved medical mystery is challenging and frustrating some of the brightest medical minds ...
COWS (Computers on Wheels) Banned from Local Hospital
Recent outrage at a teaching hospital in Oklahoma City has resulted in the removal ...
Dilaudid and Morphine Shortage Prompts Pharmacy to Switch to Heroin PCA Pumps
Smithville, AR – The ongoing rise in demand for opiate medications, combined with limited ...
Patient honest about how much he drinks
24-year-old Jimmy Cliff came to University Hospital today for his elective hernia repair, and ...
Inpatient Hospital Cruise Option Approved by CMS
The Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) has announced that it will begin ...
New Research Shows That Anti-Vax Housewives Were Right All Along!
Marin County, CA. – Tiffany Davis was relieved today when she heard from her ...
Dr. Gary Tigges blames Ambien for ‘Female physicians don’t work as hard as male physicians’ comments
DALLAS, TX – Dr. Gary Tigges sure did get himself into a hot mess ...
