Mr. Puffin

Medical student by day, medical student by night. Whenever and wherever you look, you will find him blurting, "Yes, may I help you?" in a pitiful attempt to score a 5 on his course eval and justly earn Honors. Like most puffins, he is illiterate, but he is otherwise identical to most medical students. Mr. Puffin can be found grinning over a tear-stained, wrinkled Pathoma textbook, contemplating each of his life choices with an all-consuming indecision rivaled only by that of Professor Chidi Anagonye, generously making annual donations to online teaching aids for video subscriptions (despite being offered their free pirated versions), forgetting and relearning and re-forgetting the physiology of the nephron in an endless Loop of Horror, and worrying. In his spare time, Mr. Puffin studies, tends to his indoor jungle of succulents, runs in circles in solitude for hours, and avoids actually eating any fish, all in the aspiration to emulate the auras of his most influential mentors: the TARDIS, Dobby the house elf, pine trees, Marry Poppins, and Beaker the muppet.