Emergency Medicine

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Transfer Records Lacking Hundreds of Useless Pages

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Dr. Rajiv Katar, a physician at Philadelphia General Hospital, was astonished on Friday to receive transfer records that included a discharge summary – and only that – lacking the usual several-hundred-page...
The Emergency Room with Wolf Blitzer

CNN Announces New Show: The Emergency Room with Wolf Blitzer

ATLANTA, GA - "Happening now, we want to welcome our viewers in the United States and around the world.  I'm Wolf Blitzer, and you're in the Emergency Room."  Blitzer is moving on from The Situation Room,...
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Patient with 9 Listed Allergies and “High Pain Tolerance” Actually Has a High Pain...

TOPEKA, KS – Local ER Physician Dr. Onlee Cönsults claims he met the Great White Buffalo of ER patients during his shift last evening in Ms. Abby Nermal.  “When she introduced herself to me...
cheetos sign

New Cheetos Finger Decision Rule for Abdominal Pain

Anderson, CA –In a bold move, the Emergency Physicians at St Vincent Hospital in Anderson California have introduced the “Cheetos Fingers” sign into their diagnostic decision making algorithm. The high costs of abdominal and...
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Military Training to Now Include Walking Through Busy ER Wearing White Coat

ST. LOUIS, MO – Military training regardless of service branch has been known for its physical and mental demands.  To further push the psychological challenge to new recruits, former ER physician turned drill sergeant,...
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Katy Perry Admits Her Song “Firework” is Really About Fireworks Safety

LOS ANGELES, CA - Thinking of no better time than the Fourth of July to come out with the news, pop sensation Katy Perry has admitted to Gomerblog that her 2010 chart-topping hit "Firework"...
55-hour ENERGY

FDA Approves 55-Hour ENERGY for Incoming July Interns

WASHINGTON, DC - In a major win for soon-to-be-exhausted incoming July interns at residency programs across the land, the Food & Drug Administration (FDA) has approved 55-hour ENERGY drinks effective immediately since improved work conditions...
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ICU Admits Patient to ED

BUFFALO, NY - In a stunning turn of events last night at Sacrebleu Memorial Hospital, Pulmonary & Critical Care fellow Damien Dunlope earned headlines by forever changing the often-stressed ED/ICU dynamic. According to witnesses, it...
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Area Man Falls on Fidget Spinner, Amazingly Still Spinning

SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH - Presenting to the local emergency room with a chief complaint of "feels spinning," area man Harry Hole underwent extensive evaluation before the correct diagnosis was secured: he "fell" on a...
upset patients

Patient Leaves AMA to “Teach Them a Lesson!”

HARTFORD, CT - Local man Robert Smith recently posted a scathing rebuke of Hartford County Hospital's Emergency Department after an excruciating 3-hour wait in the waiting room without being treated.  Robert reportedly injured his...

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