Internal Medicine

Gastroenterologists Discover New Orifice in Armpit

In an earth-shattering discovery sending shockwaves throughout the medical community, a team of gastroenterologists ...

CDC headquarters, ignore, anti-vaxxer cooties, pictures 2,300 words, eat sh*t and die, hypodermic needles, bed bugs, vanco, Zosyn

Why Not: CDC Recommends Adding Vanco & Zosyn to the Water

ATLANTA, GA – Finally accepting the reality that antibiotic stewardship among health care professionals ...

medical consultant

Consultant Tries Being Nice, Decides It’s Overrated

On Friday afternoon, top gastroduodenopathologist Dr. Reedol D. Specimenz made a life-changing decision. “I ...

tangent

Patient Goes on Tangent About Sines & Cosines

ATLANTA, GA – Though primary care physician (PCP) Evelyn Waters asked patient Phillip Rose ...