Internal Medicine

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Father’s Day Gifts by Medical Specialty

Dads are notoriously difficult to shop for and physicians are no exception.  To help the kids of physicians who just realized that Sunday is Father’s Day, here is a guide to help you figure...
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Area Man Falls on Fidget Spinner, Amazingly Still Spinning

SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH - Presenting to the local emergency room with a chief complaint of "feels spinning," area man Harry Hole underwent extensive evaluation before the correct diagnosis was secured: he "fell" on a...

Comey Urologist Confirms: He is a Leaker

WASHINGTON, DC - Last week former FBI director James Comey made a startling disclosure: he had given parts of his opening statement before the Senate Intelligence Committee to a friend with the hopes he...

Millions of Men are Getting Bactrim for Summer

With summer here a new trend is sweeping the nation among Mediterranean-descent men: Bactrim. When we looked into this odd trend, via google search, we were shocked at the results. WebMD says that Bactrim is...

Orthopod Writes a Longer Note Than Hospitalist: Metaphysical Calamity Ensues

Kearney, NE. Kind Humanitarian Hospital (KHH), Fatefully cleaving the time line in two, an orthopedic surgeon wrote a progress note longer than the hospitalist. The improbable event triggered an escalating series of other developments...

10 Photos From the 2017 American Diabetes Association Conference They Don’t Want You to...

The American Diabetes Association (ADA) was relentlessly mocked on Twitter over the weekend for asking conference attendees to remove any tweets that contain photography of the conference. This was viewed as a threat to open...
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Physician Wins Award for Paying Off Student Loans

WASHINGTON, DC - Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price was pleased to announce this week that 58-year-old internist Dale Mitchell has been awarded the 2017 FAFSA Memorial Perseverance Award for successfully paying off...

Hypodilaudemia Epidemic Reaches Painful Proportions

Washington D.C. The United States Department of Health and Human Services reports this morning that there has been a recent spike nationwide in the condition known as hypodilaudidemia. Spokeswoman Dr. Penni Pinscher, DrPH addressed the...
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Ten Spectacular Off-Label Uses of the Speculum

You’re probably familiar with the traditional use of the speculum: visualization of the cervical os, blah blah blah.  We at Gomerblog are pleased to share some exciting uses of what has been hailed by...

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