Internal Medicine

Music Therapist Tired of Playing the Hits

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Walking into her patient’s room at Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP), ...

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Unit Secretary Wins Nightly ETOH pool

Hollywood, CA. – Emergency room secretary Lois Mare won the nightly ETOH pool at ...

An Orthopaedic Surgeon Explains Renal Tubular Acidosis

GloboGym Headquarters, MA– Apparently someone at GomerBlog Twitter headquarters thought it would be funny ...

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“Potassium is either 4 or 14” : July Intern

Kearney, NE,  Kind Samaritan Hospital – Residency is full of minute details and keeping ...

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NBME Announces Yet Another Board Examination STEP Up 4

Philadelphia, PA– In an unexpected press release, the National Board of Medical Examiners (NBME) ...

Multidrug Resistant Superbug Susceptible Only to Brussel Sprouts

Kansas City, Kansas – Dr. Carlos Johnson was anxiously awaiting antibiotic susceptibility testing on ...

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Ronaldo, Neymar Admit Magic Soccer Sprays Contain Dilaudid

CHICAGO, IL – Two of the world’s best soccer players, Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar, ...

How Unfortunate: Thai Soccer Team Leaves AMA, Stuck in Cave Again

CHIANG RAI, THAILAND – The world rejoiced when a brave team of cave divers ...