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Medicine Changed Forever After Dr. Google Granted Prescriptive Authority

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Medicine will be changed forever after yesterday's ruling allowing online medical symptom checker sites, including Dr. Google, to prescribe medications. "We plan to cut out the middle doctor in medicine, that being...
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EpiPen Users Develop Shock Over EpiPen Prices: Treatment, More EpiPens

WASHINGTON, DC - Numerous cases of EpiPen Price Gouging Shock (EPGS) are sweeping the nation after EpiPen prices continue to be hiked up by pharmaceutical company Mylan.  Prices for this life saving delivery device...
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Medical School to Replace Pharmacology Course with Coloring Books

In a school-wide email to faculty and students, Dean Giles announced the introduction of a new course replacing existing pharmacology classes. Stating that patients are much more likely to describe the color and shape of...
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African Child Tragically Unaware He Has ‘Marker Negative Mixed Connective Tissue Disorder’‏

MAUN, BOTSWANA - A desperately impoverished 6-year-old boy in Sub-Saharan Africa lacks the access to medical care which could properly diagnose his "Marker Negative Mixed-Connective Tissue Disorder" (MNMCTD). Baruti Bakone spends most of his days...
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Last Minute Father’s Day Gifts for Your Physician/Nurse Dad

Did you forget to buy your doctor or nurse dad a gift for Father’s Day?  Don’t worry, GomerBlog has you covered.  Here’s a last minute gift guide by specialty for all you procrastinators out...

Physician Recruitment Ad Statements and What They Really Mean

Ad text Actual meaning Established medical center is a state of the art, modern, newly renovated hospital   The MRI works 12 hours out of the week, and the cost of that new fountain in the lobby will...
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A Pharmacist’s Nightmare – A Drug Seeker and Their Excuses

We all know that Pharmacists and Pharmacy Technicians are on the front lines when it comes to drug seeking patients. Somehow they can hold it together after a long day of being yelled at...

Endangered VA System Named 60th U.S. National Park

WASHINGTON, DC - In an effort to preserve one of the United States' most endangered areas for future generations, President Obama signed a law making the Veterans Health Administration (VA) the 60th National Park...

Pharmacist Struggling to Calculate Dinner Tip

OCEANSIDE, NY - Inpatient pharmacist Mark Donato, beloved and trusted by his fellow physicians and other medical providers for being able to “dose anything,” was spotted at a local diner last night struggling to...

RxCupid a New Dating Site for Patients

PALO ALTO, CA - A new dating site has received its initial funding, called RxCupid.  The website tries to match the perfect patients together.  They can share rides or even ambulances to the hospital. Local...

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