Pediatrics

Best Placenta Smoothie Recipe: Afterbirth Bliss

As the debate rages on regarding health benefits versus hazards of placentophagia, there is no arguing that everyone loves a delicious smoothie.  So the Gomerblog team sampled hundreds of placenta recipes, regurgitating less than...
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Surgery Residents Bring Other MDs to Work for a Day

5:00 am: Arrive at hospital. Peds and Psych are borderline comatose still. Medicine seems confused to find that the hospital lights work this early in the day. Anesthesia is saying that he’s already hungry. Radiology is running...

Female Doctors Now Required to Show ID During Flight Emergencies

ATLANTA, GA - Delta Airlines announced that "all female physicians will need to show identification during an in-flight emergency."  They are coming off of their latest controversy where a flight attendant wouldn't believe a female African-American...

KevinMD Rescues Burned-Out Physician from Tree

ATLANTA, GA - Kevin Pho, or better known as KevinMD, rescued another burned-out physician from a tree Saturday.  Here's why. "I was so burned out, I climbed a tree and then I just couldn't get...

ChooseMyPlate.gov Updates Plate Portions for Nurses, Docs

WASHINGTON, DC - The USDA website ChooseMyPlate.gov has updated its plate for all hospital personnel to remind them that while finding your healthy eating style and building it throughout your lifetime is great and...
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How Many Different Hats Can a Medical Provider Wear?

It's not uncommon in modern medicine for any given health care provider, whether it's a nurse, PA, or doctor, to have multiple roles or wear multiple hats: a clinical hat, an administrative hat, etc....
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Physician Still Hasn’t Received Her Big-Pharma Payout

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Newly-minted attending physician, Dr. Lindsay Moliarty, has a pile of bills to pay: $200,000 in student loans that has accrued $60,000 in interest while struggling to stay afloat during residency...
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Veterinarians Overdiagnosing Pets with ADD

BETHESDA, MARYLAND - The National Institutes of Health (NIH) released a troubling report which suggested that veterinarians in the U.S. are overprescribing stimulants to pets.  "Medications to treat Pet Attention Deficit Disorder (PADD), such...
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Narconipple Implant Helps Add Opioids to Breastfeeding

SEATTLE, WA - Narconipple Inc. is pleased to introduce its revolutionary patented product, the Fentanypple.  The Fentanypple is a narcotic breast implant that delivers a pre-measured and satisfying dose of delightful narcotics to any...
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Should You Go into Pediatrics?

In this series, GomerBlog will help trainees navigate the difficult road of choosing a specialty. Remember, you can choose Lifestyle, Money, Prestige, Respect or you can choose Primary Care. Should I be an OB/GYN? Should I...

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