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The Incredible Medical History of Nicolas Cage

Over the last 20 years, Nicolas Cage has been one of the most prolific actors of his generation.  He has appeared in so many...
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Breaking News: Kevin Bacon Diagnosed with Sixth-Degree Heart Block

LOS ANGELES, CA - After developing the sudden onset of shortness of breath, self-proclaimed Center of the Universe Kevin Bacon was rushed to UCLA Medical...

ENT Parody of Warren G and Nate Dogg Regulate – Pure Awesomeness

ENTs, you gotta show some love for this song! This might become your official anthem. Thank you Matt Dogg and Kareem T for this...
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Doctor Tries to Clear Up Traffic Congestion with Flonase

ATLANTA, GA - Sincerely hoping that the rush-hour traffic this afternoon is just a manifestation of seasonal allergies, internist Roger Willoughby has just given...

Oh No! ZDoggMD was Attacked by a Lion on Live Stream

LAS VEGAS, NV - Looks like Healthcare 3.0 will have to wait.  ZDoggMD was attacked by a lion on his live stream today.  ZDogg...
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Local Organic Mom Pleased to Have All Natural, Antibiotic-Susceptibility-Free Infection

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Local organic mom, Fern Meadow, is pleased that her life-threatening leg infection is pandrug-resistant. “When I spiked a fever and saw red...
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Scrub Romper is Here!

Finally the medical scene is catching up to the male-fashion scene with the scrub romper. You don't have to cover your arms in the...
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Nurse Waiting for Elevator Faces Stark Reality He Might Have to Take the Stairs

TAMPA, FL - Nurse Roy Chipman leaned forward, placing his head on his forearm while his face revealed tremendous disappointment, as the stark reality...
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You’re Welcome (Thank You Nurses) | ZDoggMD Moana parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKvBgzW37tA It's Nurses yo. Can we get a frickin' "mahalo" up in here? If you enjoyed this video, you have to check out his site HERE....
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God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention

HEAVEN ABOVE - Unfortunately for patient Lucas Von hopes for a cure have been put on hold as the ultimate provider of us all,...
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Breaking: Patient Taking Blood Thinner to Keep Blood Thin!

KEARNEY, NE - Kind Humanitarian Hospital's Dr. Naya Statin was in for a revelation when gathering medication history from a new patient Gabby Pentin. "I see that...
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Pacific Coast Highway Closed After Mother Nature Has Large Bowel Movement

BIG SUR, CA - A massive landslide that buried a quarter mile of California's scenic Pacific Coast Highway last week has been attributed to a...

ER’s New Dilaudid Salt Lick, Admissions Down 90%

SACRAMENTO, CA - Sutter Health System is changing the game.  In a world of overcrowded ERs and the inability to triage efficiently, new innovations...

Know Your Stethoscopes

1. The Disposable Stethoscope This stethoscope can be found in contact precaution rooms, the ICU, or the pre-op area of an ophthalmology clinic.  It’s made...
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Call Room Bears Striking Resemblance to Medieval Dungeon

DALLAS, TX - Third-year surgical resident Stacy Collins was shocked when she opened the door to her call room and found its striking resemblance...

New Weight Loss Surgery to Bypass Stomach, Mouth Completely

BALTIMORE, MD – Calling the new procedure a “miracle in bariatric surgery,” physicians at John’s Hopkins University spoke at a press conference last Saturday...
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