Homeopath to Drug Seeker: “I Thought You Said Dilute It”
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How to give report to a disgruntled day shift Nurse
It was that time again, as the day shift filed out of the report ...
Pyschiatrist joins WWE and puts opponent in a Mental Health Hold
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Formula Reviews by Former NICU Babies
“Similac Pro-Advance, complete nutrition for a baby’s first year… with added a 2’-FL Human ...
Social-Histories Improve Markedly Following Social Media Data Hack
Medical institutions across the nation have noticed a dramatic increase in the social history ...
ZDoggMD Replaced by Dr. ZDoggNP Due to Budget Cuts
Las Vegas, NV – In a shocking blow to both his ego and his ...
Hangry Intern Opens Up Vintage Packet of Graham Crackers from 1981
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OR Case Canceled Due to No Remaining Time Outs
The first case of the day at Saint Methodist Maplewood hospital was canceled due ...
If You Give An Attending Your Pen
Twitter sensation @McSassyMD brings you a classic story of friendship, residency, and pens.
Anesthesiologists Now Offering Tap from a Ball-peen Hammer as Natural Option for Sedation
Under pressure from the Natural Medicine movement, the American Society of Anesthesiologists have discovered ...
Male Nurse Insists Upon Being Called A Male Nurse
CHICAGO, IL – Craig N. Dowd, a medical/surgical nurse at Middlefield Hospital has been ...
Jealous of Surgeons’ Da Vinci, Anesthesia Demands a Robot of Their Own
Kearney, NE – Kind Samaritan Hospital. Growing increasingly dissatisfied with the benefits of a ...
Oh No: Nurse Misplaces Key, Saline Lock Locked Forever
NEW YORK, NY – Nurse Brad Frohne remains frantic this morning. Yes, it has ...
Area Doctor Now Apologizes Before Every Consult
Markersburg, TN – Dr. Lois Siento thinks she has the key to improving relationships ...
Breaking: Potato Sees Ophthalmologist for Yearly Eye Exam
BOISE, ID – America’s favorite vegetable, the potato, went for its yearly exam today. “Its ...
