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Advice for New Female Doctors

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Nation’s Surgeons Announce Plans to Sit on It

USA – In a unified statement from general surgeons across the country, the nation’s ...

Diaper City: Storm Cloud Incontinent of Water

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Embarrassed that it has once again woken up in the ...

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IT Requires EMR Password to be 500 Characters Long

BOSTON, MA – Reflecting what is soon-to-be standard practice at all health care systems ...

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Meteorologists Developing Radars to Detect Black Clouds, White Clouds

ATLANTA, GA – In a new strategic partnership with Emory University, meteorologists at The ...

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Search & Rescue Team Saves Anesthesiologist Buried Under Drape Avalanche

DALLAS, TX – Search and rescue operations are underway to locate anesthesiologist Kelly Doolittle ...

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Ticks to assist Phlebotomists for patients who are tough IV sticks

There are many examples of animal helpers in healthcare. Examples range from assistance dogs ...

New CPR Mannequin to More Accurately Reflect Average American

WASHINGTON – The American Heart Association (AHA) announced today the release of a new ...

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Breaking: Ortho Declares War on Sticks & Stones

ROSEMONT, IL – The American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (AAOS) has officially declared war ...

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Breaking: Anesthesiologist Suffers Life-Threatening Sudoku Withdrawal

NORFOLK, VA – Beloved anesthesiologist and master of puppets Dr. Thomas Kingston is currently undergoing ...

Too Much Pressure: Masseuse Breaks All 206 Bones in Client’s Body

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Despite the request to use only light-to-medium pressure during a one ...

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Harrison: Sequel to Broadway Smash “Hamilton” in Early Production

  NEW YORK, NY – Understanding that the only possible way he can top ...

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