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Washington, DC - CMS, under a new Congressional mandate to design programs to cut costs and reduce patient harm, has initiated a nation-wide outreach program to radically improve drug-seeking behavior. “We have been seeing too many drug-seekers that, despite years...

If it has happened once, it has happened a million times: you forgot where you parked.  It is the end of the day and...

SILVER SPRING, MD - Over the past several weeks, major retail chains including Costco and Trader Joe’s recalled several frozen vegetables due to concerns...

WASHINGTON, DC - In an effort to preserve one of the United States' most endangered areas for future generations, President Obama signed a law...
cheetos

DALLAS, TX - A recent study in Totally Peer Reviewed (TPR) shows that in acute abdominal pain, Cheetos not only treat, but in many...

UNITED AIRLINES, MID-FLIGHT – Twenty minutes into Flight 156 from Los Angeles to Tokyo, a medical emergency took place.  "Do we have a doctor...

it's time for another critical anatomy lesson: the anatomy of a cute baby.  Get ready for some serious cuteness.  Get ready to be awwwed... Other...
hungry patient

NASHVILLE, TN - At midnight, patient Eric Stephens was made "NPO after midnight."  After one hour, patient complained to his nurses and physicians, stating...
Jack Black

In this 2003 episode of Will & Grace, Will accompanies a scared-to-death Karen as she goes for a routine physical examination.  Enter the doctor,...
graham crackers

BOUND BROOK, NJ - A study in the latest issue of the New England Journal of Snack Foods (NEJSF) has confirmed that 97% of...

NIKKO, JAPAN - For the first time in centuries, the three wise monkeys have spoken.  In an exclusive and brief statement to GomerBlog, the...

Robert McDonald, the Veterans Affairs Secretary, recently compared VA wait times to Disney wait times, saying that Disney doesn't use wait times as a...

GOLDEN VALLEY, MN - GomerBlog has learned Sonny the Cuckoo Bird has been transferred to General Mills’ Inpatient Psychiatric Unit after he was found...