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LOS ANGELES, CA - A local medical center was evacuated this morning after a Code Brown in the pediatric wing of the hospital quickly evolved into a series of increasingly dire hospital-wide emergencies, including a Code Green, multiple Code...
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Bill Clinton Thought Balloons Were Silicone Breasts

GomerBlog’s psychiatric team was found to be correct that Bill Clinton was hallucinating during the Democratic National Connvention (DNC) several days ago when he...
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Medical Student Horrified to Learn Patient Has Normal Sized Phallus

In a shocking turn of events, third year medical student Dan Rydberg's first day of his urology rotation took a horrific turn this past...
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The Joint Commission Announces First Annual “Patient Safety Purge”

In a move sparked by the popularity of the horror movie franchise, The Purge, The Joint Commission for the Accreditation of Hospital Organizations (JCAHO)...
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Skinny jeans increase venous return in sepsis

A recent study out of Northside, Cincinnati claims all-cause mortality benefit in sepsis with addition of skinny jeans to early goal directed therapy.  It...
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Woman Struggling with Infertility: “Just Relax and It’ll Happen”

Indianapolis, IN--Thanks to a remarkable medical breakthrough called “Just relax and it'll happen,” Sarah Silver, 39, finally gave birth to a beautiful set of twin...
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Hillary Cures Insomnia with Yet Another Boring Speech

PHILADELPHIA, PA - The woefully uncharismatic Hillary Clinton has cured insomnia in all Americans with yet another boring speech, this time delivered while accepting...
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ZDoggMD – “Once I was 7 years old” – Time to put Primary Care...

ZDoggMD produces yet another gem.  It is time to put Primary Care first again!!!  Join the ZDogg revolution, we have! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV9RyXQyQ7Q    
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New Innovations Creates Duty Hours Generator to Help Residents Fudge Logs

In an effort to help streamline the duty hour lying process, residency management website New Innovations has created a “random hours generator” that will...
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Night Shift Nurse Associates Sunrise with Mimosas

28-year-old nightshift nurse Rene Wilkins has come to appreciate sunrise for several reasons, one to include drinking multiple mimosas at John’s Breakfast Hut at...
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Hillary Launches New Public Health Campaign: “I’m with Her-pes”

WASHINGTON, DC – In an effort to raise awareness for the rising rates of genital herpes across all age groups in the U.S., Hillary...
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New Study: Clinical Decision-Making Impaired After 30-Hour Calls Based on Post-Call Spikes in Texts...

ANN ARBOR, MI - The past few years have witnessed several efforts to categorically study the effects of extended calls on residents’ satisfaction, performance, and...

An Internist’s Guide to the Description of Rashes

Dermatologic conditions and rashes can be hard to describe.  Don't have time to refresh on those terms?  Don't you fret!  Rather than ask a...
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Rampant Burnout Among Stock Photo Models Who Pose As Burned-Out Doctors

BOCA RATON, FL - The CDC has just released an unsettling report suggesting that stock photo models who pose as burned-out doctors are themselves...