Gastroenterologists Discover New Orifice in Armpit

In an earth-shattering discovery sending shockwaves throughout the medical community, a team of gastroenterologists ...

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Why Not: CDC Recommends Adding Vanco & Zosyn to the Water

ATLANTA, GA – Finally accepting the reality that antibiotic stewardship among health care professionals ...

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Consultant Tries Being Nice, Decides It’s Overrated

On Friday afternoon, top gastroduodenopathologist Dr. Reedol D. Specimenz made a life-changing decision. “I ...

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Breaking: Apple’s iPhone X Introduces New Crotch ID Feature

CUPERTINO, CA – One more thing: Apple CEO Tim Cook has announced a new ...