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Med Student, WiFi

Attending’s Feedback to Student: “Strengthen Your WiFi Signal”

AUBURN, AL - It was the final day of his medicine rotation, and third-year medical student Scott Hannigan sat down with his attending Rachel...

Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker

PASADENA, CA - Medical staff have told GomerBlog early this morning that they are not a big fan of new antisocial worker, Timothy Pyro,...

Groundbreaking Study Finds ‘Apple a Day’ Therapy Prevents 100% of Hospital Readmissions

KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI – A group of researchers who set out to find the most effective way to prevent hospital patients from having to...
eye chart, visual acuity

Letter “T” to Take Top Spot on Snellen, “E” Demoted

BOSTON, MA - In shocking news delivered earlier today, the incumbent letter E has been demoted from its top spot on the Snellen eye chart and...
death penalty

HHS to add Capital Punishment to Possible Penalties for HIPAA violation

Washington DC: In sweeping reversal of previous legislation, Health and Human Services (HHS) announced stronger punishments for violations of the Health Insurance Portability and...
female doctor

Female Doctor Excited to Finally Start Making 20% Less than Male Colleagues

CHICAGO, IL - Dr. Bianca Bank, recent graduate of the University of Chicago Internal Medicine Program, celebrates a milestone in her life this week...
Shkreli & Bresch

Breaking: Martin Shkreli & Heather Bresch Are A**holes

NEW YORK, NY - In a candid interview on CBS News yesterday, Martin Shkreli admitted that "Yes, Heather Bresch and I are a**holes."  Mylan...

Surface of Mercury Less Toxic Than Hospital Work Environment

WASHINGTON, DC - Scientists at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) have analyzed data suggesting that the surface of Mercury, though not suitable for...
epipen price increase

EpiPen Users Develop Shock Over EpiPen Prices: Treatment, More EpiPens

WASHINGTON, DC - Numerous cases of EpiPen Price Gouging Shock (EPGS) are sweeping the nation after EpiPen prices continue to be hiked up by...

Contact Precautions? Nope Consultants are Resistant to Everything

A recent discovery has sent shockwaves through the Infectious Disease community, with professionals questioning current contact precaution practices. Present for many years, however only...
urinary tract infection

Study: People Named Willie, Dick & Johnson at Higher Risk for UTIs

NEW ORLEANS, LA - A study coming out of the University of New Orleans has found that people with names such as Willie, Dick,...
nasal cannula

Top 10 Nasal Cannula Positions for Optimizing Oxygenation and Comfort

After extensive research and data from GomerBlog fans and experts, we elected to perform a systemic review for the top positions for nasal cannula...

Olympics are over- now what??

Seattle, WA - Nurses around the globe are wondering what in the world they will do now that the Olympics are over. “We’ve spent the past...
left hand

New Ortho Sub-Subspecialty Left Hand Fellowship Announced!

COLLEGE PARK, MD - Fresh out of the ABMS office, it has been confirmed, Dr. Geaux Negolfing has applied and been approved to start...

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