Advice for New Female Doctors
Never touch your hair. It cannot be down, and it cannot look fancy. Optional ...
Nation’s Surgeons Announce Plans to Sit on It
USA – In a unified statement from general surgeons across the country, the nation’s ...
Diaper City: Storm Cloud Incontinent of Water
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Embarrassed that it has once again woken up in the ...
EEG fellow accidentally gets within 10 feet of patient, unsure of how to proceed
Boston, MA – In a rare occurrence, last documented in 1987, a neurophysiology fellow ...
IT Requires EMR Password to be 500 Characters Long
BOSTON, MA – Reflecting what is soon-to-be standard practice at all health care systems ...
Meteorologists Developing Radars to Detect Black Clouds, White Clouds
ATLANTA, GA – In a new strategic partnership with Emory University, meteorologists at The ...
Search & Rescue Team Saves Anesthesiologist Buried Under Drape Avalanche
DALLAS, TX – Search and rescue operations are underway to locate anesthesiologist Kelly Doolittle ...
Ticks to assist Phlebotomists for patients who are tough IV sticks
There are many examples of animal helpers in healthcare. Examples range from assistance dogs ...
New CPR Mannequin to More Accurately Reflect Average American
WASHINGTON – The American Heart Association (AHA) announced today the release of a new ...
Newly minted third year medical student puzzled by lack of multiple choice question
Jenner Hobbs, a fresh new face on the internal medicine wards, is having trouble ...
Breaking: Ortho Declares War on Sticks & Stones
ROSEMONT, IL – The American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (AAOS) has officially declared war ...
Breaking: Anesthesiologist Suffers Life-Threatening Sudoku Withdrawal
NORFOLK, VA – Beloved anesthesiologist and master of puppets Dr. Thomas Kingston is currently undergoing ...
Too Much Pressure: Masseuse Breaks All 206 Bones in Client’s Body
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Despite the request to use only light-to-medium pressure during a one ...
Harrison: Sequel to Broadway Smash “Hamilton” in Early Production
NEW YORK, NY – Understanding that the only possible way he can top ...
Dermatology Recommends Arctic Winter to Minimize Sun Exposure
ROSEMONT, IL – Continuing its campaign against arch nemesis, the Sun, the American Academy ...
