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LONDON, ENGLAND - On the heels of England's Brexit vote, a new Pregxit referendum has entered into the fray: British fetuses now want to leave their pregnant mothers' wombs.  Votes are still being counted, but "Yes" holds a margin...

GomerBlog Guide to Summer Safety: Never Leave Child Unattended But Encourage Independence

Summer is officially here, ushered in with friendly internet reminders of poisonous sunscreens, drownings, and dangers of excessive screen time. So the GomerBlog team...
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Surgeon Discovers He’s Not God, Chaos Ensues

MOUNTAINDALE, OR - A general surgeon at Mountaindale Memorial was shocked to discover Tuesday night that he is not God, contrary to prior belief. Dr....

Physicians Hold Drexit Vote, Doctors Exit Medicine

KANSAS CITY, KS - A large, synchronous exhale was heard this morning as the results of Drexit, or Doctors exiting Medicine, came in.  Millions of...
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Avoiding Sexual Harassment Charges on the Job

With the arrest of a prominent emergency medicine physician in Manhattan for the alleged sexual abuse of patients in his care, it’s more important...

General Surgeon Moves Clinic to Operating Room, Cites Excessive Patient Consciousness

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA – Jacob Townsend, a 53-year-old general surgeon, has decided to permanently move his clinic to the operating room due to ongoing...
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New E. Scrotalis Bug Discovered, Urology Resident Infects Everything

FAYETTEVILLE, AR - After an investigation of epic proportions, Dr. Frank Hare, a second-year urology resident at Fayetteville Hospital, has been found to be responsible...

Vaccines Cause Children to Love Minecraft

It really couldn’t be more obvious, just look around.  We NEVER saw a child playing Minecraft when I was growing up, never.  Now it’s...
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African Child Tragically Unaware He Has ‘Marker Negative Mixed Connective Tissue Disorder’‏

MAUN, BOTSWANA - A desperately impoverished 6-year-old boy in Sub-Saharan Africa lacks the access to medical care which could properly diagnose his "Marker Negative...
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Avascular Necrosis Renamed to Slow Chronic Unfixable Bone Atrophy (SCUBA) to Stop Unnecessary STAT...

BONE ISLAND, FL -  A condition long known by a scary-sounding name has been renamed at the American Society for Surgeons of the Hand...
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Ophthalmology Gives Up, Drops the First ‘H’ from Its Name

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a move that surprised no one, Dr. Iris J. Pupil of the American Academy of Ophthalmology, announced that the...
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Resting Bitch Face Underdiagnosed in Health Care Providers

NEW YORK, NY - Despite the numerous advances and medical breakthroughs in 2015, GomerBlog reports that resting bitch face (RBF), a horrible affliction in...

Conversation Starters While Scrubbing For Surgery with Your Attending

Scrubbing before surgery can be an awkward time for residents who have to spend up to 5 uninterrupted minutes standing next to an attending...

Nurse Receives Ethics Sanction for Game of Thrones Spoilers

In what can only be considered as the most egregious ethics violation a nurse can commit, Janell Shaffer spoiled a major Game of Thrones plot twist...