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Racehorse Confirms He’s Peeing Like a Human on Lasix

LOUISVILLE, KY – A 4-year-old thoroughbred and racehorse named I’s & O’s has confirmed ...

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Vader Displeased with Readmissions, Delinquent Discharge Summaries

MED-SURG UNIT, DEATH STAR MEDICAL CENTER, DEATH STAR – We have received word from the ...

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Study: Hopscotch Leading Cause of Hip Fractures in Elderly

BOSTON, MA – A byproduct of the children’s game that has become an inexplicable ...

Starbucks Offering Frappuccino Drips for a Limited Time

SEATTLE, WA – To help mitigate caffeine withdrawal in its hospitalized customers, Starbucks will ...

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Ortho Consults Medicine to See if It’s Spelled Orthopedics or Orthopaedics

BOSTON, MA – Unable to settle a decades-long debate amongst themselves, orthopods at Massachusetts ...