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No Way, Jose: Patient Request for Double Portions Denied, Made NPO as Punishment

BALDWIN, NY - In a defiant stance against a patient Rick Moravsky's request for double portions despite his ongoing treatment for CHF (congestive heart failure) exacerbation, family medicine attending Maureen O'Dea not only told his...

Doctor Excited to Get New, Last Year’s People Magazine for Waiting Room

NAPERVILLE, IL - Dr. Nyugen's waiting room will be packed when word gets out they have the country's most-recent People magazine.  "I'm trying it keep it a little under wraps right now," Dr. Ken...
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Nurse Surgeon General Really Hates Working with Pyxis Surgeon General

WASHINGTON, DC - Only months into her federal role, former nurse and Acting Surgeon General Sylvia Trent-Adams has already confided to Gomerblog about her intense distaste working with the current Pyxis Surgeon General. "God, this thing...
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Study Finds Lack of Turkey Sandwiches Correlates with Rise of Death in the ER

CHICAGO, IL - In a new study done by the Patients For Turkey Sandwiches (PFTS), it is found that a lack of turkey sandwiches available in the ER raises risk of death post-cardiac arrest. ...
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Currant Jelly Stool To Be Now Known as Strawberry Jam Stool

In a joint announcement from the National Institute of Health along with the United States Proctologic Initiative, the clinical finding known as “currant jelly stool” will be formally changed “strawberry jam stool”. Dr. Robert...

Oh No! ZDoggMD was Attacked by a Lion on Live Stream

LAS VEGAS, NV - Looks like Healthcare 3.0 will have to wait.  ZDoggMD was attacked by a lion on his live stream today.  ZDogg wuz droppin' hard line after hard line about the problems...
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Scrub Romper is Here!

Finally the medical scene is catching up to the male-fashion scene with the scrub romper. You don't have to cover your arms in the OR why should you have to cover those sexy legs....
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Nurse Waiting for Elevator Faces Stark Reality He Might Have to Take the Stairs

TAMPA, FL - Nurse Roy Chipman leaned forward, placing his head on his forearm while his face revealed tremendous disappointment, as the stark reality dawned upon him that he might have to take the...
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You’re Welcome (Thank You Nurses) | ZDoggMD Moana parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKvBgzW37tA It's Nurses yo. Can we get a frickin' "mahalo" up in here? If you enjoyed this video, you have to check out his site HERE.  Make sure you subscribe to his channel! Follow his Vblogg and...

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