Disgusting! This Patient’s Cranial Nerves Were Grossly Intact

When you didn't think medicine could deliver any more heebie-jeebies, this clinic just received a large, overnight shipment of them.  Last week, per the medical chart, Dr. Alex Krane saw someone that had 11...

Here We Go Again, Pathology Was Left Out of Another Article

GOMERBLOG HQ - Whoops.  We really screwed up this time: Pathology was left out of another Gomerblog article. To be specific, THIS ARTICLE. We sat down to report on pathology and just forgot about...
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Ventilator More Effective When Connected to Endotracheal Tube

KEARNEY, NE - It was a close call for Kind Humanitarian Hospital's Dr. Dan G. Ross of when his ventilated patient started to desaturate.  The brand-new intern was left alone with the critically-ill patient...

The Michael Jordan of Interns Retires After Curing His 6th Patient

CLEVELAND, OH - We all know Dr. Mark Jeffries by now.  He is the Michael Jordan of interns.  Setting records by storm, Jeffries has set the medical world on fire.  As an intern at the Cleveland...
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Tips for New Interns: How to Curl into the Fetal Position

We can certainly feel for all those interns starting this month: their minds are spinning and their cardiac rhythms are just shy of V-tach.  We put together this guide to help walk them through a...
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Intern Has Mild Troponin Bump Over Patient’s Mild Troponin Bump

NASHVILLE, TN - After seeing her patient with chest pain develop a mild troponin bump up to 0.25 on this morning's set of labs, new Vanderbilt University internal medicine intern Melanie Izard has herself...
glove intern millionaire

Fancy Pants Intern Throws Away Spare Disposable Glove Like Some Kind of Millionaire

PORTLAND, OR - In an audacious display of waste and privilege, new intern Thomas Donaldson simply threw away a perfectly good disposable glove in his first week on the job like some kind of...
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July Intern Looks Forward to Finding Out This Isn’t Worth It

CHAPEL HILL, NC - University of North Carolina internal medicine intern Warren Burke is about to embark on a long and exciting road, and today he confirmed with Gomerblog he absolutely looks forward to finding...

New Ophthalmology Intern Not Sure How to Spell Ophthalmology

IOWA CITY, IA - It was a rough start to the year for first-year ophthalmology resident Tony Benage, who was recently caught trying to spell "ophthalmology," the name of the specialty he intends to practice for the rest of...

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