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July Intern Looks Forward to Finding Out This Isn’t Worth It

CHAPEL HILL, NC - University of North Carolina internal medicine intern Warren Burke is about to embark on a long and exciting road, and today he confirmed with Gomerblog he absolutely looks forward to finding...

New Ophthalmology Intern Not Sure How to Spell Ophthalmology

IOWA CITY, IA - It was a rough start to the year for first-year ophthalmology resident Tony Benage, who was recently caught trying to spell "ophthalmology," the name of the specialty he intends to practice for the rest of...
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Updated ACGME Guideline: Have Your New Intern Spayed, Neutered

CHICAGO, IL - In an attempt to curb the difficult behaviors of new interns among other things, the Accreditation Council for Graduate Medical Education (ACGME) recommends residency programs have their interns spayed and neutered within...
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Rookie Mistake: July Intern Grabs Cup of Decaf Coffee, Defeats the Purpose Entirely

NASHVILLE, TN - In a situation that can be described in no other way but shocking, neophyte July intern Elena Sanchez grabbed a cup of decaf coffee - yup, you read that correctly: DECAFFEINATED...
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GomerBlog’s Exhaustive List on How to Survive Internship

Want to survive Internship? Follow these simple guidelines for success!! Page your attending and ask if it is ok to order Tylenol for a patient Use the charge nurse's computer station if available, preferably with your...

MRI Broken, Intern Forced to Hold Giant, Oversized Magnet

BOSTON, MA - The MRI machine at Massachusetts General Hospital broke down today.  "We were really at a loss without an MRI in a major hospital!" Dr. Ruthaford told reporters.  "Luckily we were saved...

Intern Put Into Timeout Cage to Think About What She Did

EL PASO, TX - New medical intern Lilah Pepper was placed into a timeout cage by her team on rounds earlier today as punishment, and sincerely hope once the door is locked shut it...
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July Intern Really Excited to Cause His Very First Pneumothorax

ATLANTA, GA - Sometimes getting thrown into the fire is the best way to learn.  At least that's what July intern Timothy McDuffy thinks.  Less than 24 hours into his first day as a...
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Fecal Transplant Donations Skyrocket Thanks to Terrified Day 1 Interns

COLUMBUS, OH - One local hospital’s fecal transplant donation bank is filled to the brim thanks to the groundswell of newly-minted interns on their first rotation.  “We were in dire straights at the end of...
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Podiatry & ENT Take July Intern to OR to Surgically Remove Foot from Mouth

PHILADELPHIA, PA - In a classic July intern move that would make Scrubs' Dr. Elliot Reid proud, intern Timothy Wilcox accidentally insulted a woman by asking her "When's the baby due?" even though she wasn't pregnant....

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