Surgery

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Area Man Falls on Fidget Spinner, Amazingly Still Spinning

SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH - Presenting to the local emergency room with a chief complaint of "feels spinning," area man Harry Hole underwent extensive evaluation before the correct diagnosis was secured: he "fell" on a...

Comey Urologist Confirms: He is a Leaker

WASHINGTON, DC - Last week former FBI director James Comey made a startling disclosure: he had given parts of his opening statement before the Senate Intelligence Committee to a friend with the hopes he...

Orthopod Writes a Longer Note Than Hospitalist: Metaphysical Calamity Ensues

Kearney, NE. Kind Humanitarian Hospital (KHH), Fatefully cleaving the time line in two, an orthopedic surgeon wrote a progress note longer than the hospitalist. The improbable event triggered an escalating series of other developments...
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Ten Spectacular Off-Label Uses of the Speculum

You’re probably familiar with the traditional use of the speculum: visualization of the cervical os, blah blah blah.  We at Gomerblog are pleased to share some exciting uses of what has been hailed by...
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Orthopedic Note Simply Says “Covfefe”

SYRACUSE, NY - Last night at approximately 2 AM, an orthopedic resident on call at St. Francis Hospital dropped a post-operative check note in the chart for a TKA patient that has baffled experts...

Fake News: Tiger Wasn’t Pulled Over for DUI, He Was Post-Call

PALM BEACH, FL - Reports have surfaced that CNN's original claim that Tiger Woods was arrested for driving under the influence are false.  It turns out that Tiger Woods, in a rare occurrence, broke...

ENT Parody of Warren G and Nate Dogg Regulate – Pure Awesomeness

ENTs, you gotta show some love for this song! This might become your official anthem. Thank you Matt Dogg and Kareem T for this killa video and tight song.  Well done!  Are you sure...
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Doctor Tries to Clear Up Traffic Congestion with Flonase

ATLANTA, GA - Sincerely hoping that the rush-hour traffic this afternoon is just a manifestation of seasonal allergies, internist Roger Willoughby has just given two spritzes of Flonase (fluticasone) outside of both his driver's...
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Scrub Romper is Here!

Finally the medical scene is catching up to the male-fashion scene with the scrub romper. You don't have to cover your arms in the OR why should you have to cover those sexy legs....
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Breaking: Patient Taking Blood Thinner to Keep Blood Thin!

KEARNEY, NE - Kind Humanitarian Hospital's Dr. Naya Statin was in for a revelation when gathering medication history from a new patient Gabby Pentin. "I see that you are taking a blood thinner," Statin asked.  "What is...

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