Surgery

Nation’s Arteries Brace for Impact of Chipotle’s New Queso

SACRAMENTO, CA – Speaking at a press conference last Saturday, a local left renal artery expressed “grave concern” amongst itself and the billions of arteries & arterioles across the United States in response to...

New Ophthalmology Intern Not Sure How to Spell Ophthalmology

IOWA CITY, IA - It was a rough start to the year for first-year ophthalmology resident Tony Benage, who was recently caught trying to spell "ophthalmology," the name of the specialty he intends to practice for the rest of...
foot mouth

Podiatry & ENT Take July Intern to OR to Surgically Remove Foot from Mouth

PHILADELPHIA, PA - In a classic July intern move that would make Scrubs' Dr. Elliot Reid proud, intern Timothy Wilcox accidentally insulted a woman by asking her "When's the baby due?" even though she wasn't pregnant....
55-hour ENERGY

FDA Approves 55-Hour ENERGY for Incoming July Interns

WASHINGTON, DC - In a major win for soon-to-be-exhausted incoming July interns at residency programs across the land, the Food & Drug Administration (FDA) has approved 55-hour ENERGY drinks effective immediately since improved work conditions...
eyeball exam

Internal Medicine Resident Performs IPPA on Eye Exam OSCE Station

An internal medicine resident at the University of British Columbia in Vancouver, Canada provided some much-needed entertainment for a bored OSCE examiner during part II of the qualifying exams for medical licensure in Canada. “It...
curbside

Doctor Curbsides Doctor at Curbside

ATLANTA, GA - Gomerblog is on scene to report that Dr. Andrea Pascal of Internal Medicine has just curbsided Dr. Andy Rapp of Infectious Diseases at curbside, a partially-painted yellow one.  The encounter is taking place near...
double portions

No Way, Jose: Patient Request for Double Portions Denied, Made NPO as Punishment

BALDWIN, NY - In a defiant stance against a patient Rick Moravsky's request for double portions despite his ongoing treatment for CHF (congestive heart failure) exacerbation, family medicine attending Maureen O'Dea not only told his...
orthopedic surgeons

Men Are From Mars, Women are from Venus, Orthopods are from…

In a stunning revelation, scientists have concluded that orthopods are actually highly intelligent beings from elsewhere in our galaxy. Michael Berry, exobiologist explained. “For years I’ve been hearing rumors about how orthopedic surgeons are considered...
pick picks picking brain brains

Neurosurgeon Loves Picking Colleagues’ Brains, Taking Biopsies

BOSTON, MA - Dr. Ramon Rodriguez is an incredibly brilliant neurosurgeon at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center (BIDMC), and if there's one thing he absolutely loves it's picking other peoples' brains. "Hey John," he asked...
crossfit

Orthopaedic Surgeon Admits to Inventing CrossFit to Finance College for His Children

LOS ANGELES, CA – After his twin daughters were both accepted to Ivy League colleges starting in 2000 and already paying for his son’s med school tuition and gym membership, local orthopaedic surgeon Brock...

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