Psychiatry

zdoggmd

“Butthurt by ZDoggMD” Added as New ICD-10 Diagnosis

LAS VEGAS, NV - Emergency departments everywhere have been experiencing a new epidemic sweeping into their triage rooms recently.  Diagnosis: Butthurt.  That’s right, butthurt in the mental sense, not physical.  The magnitude of the...
Xanax

Breaking: Xanax Prescriptions Skyrocket for Election Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In breaking news today, the Food & Drug Administration (FDA) has informed Gomerblog that prescriptions for Xanax and other anxiolytics have increased by 23,000,000% in the past week as Americans brace...
cocktails

GI Cocktail Wasn’t the Cocktail Alcoholic Patient Had in Mind

LOUISVILLE, KY - Proud alcoholic Steven D'Amato presented to the Emergency Department (ED) of Louisville Medical Center (LMC) with minor withdrawal symptoms and mild stomach upset, looking for something to help settle his nerves....
adhd veterinarian

Veterinarians Overdiagnosing Pets with ADD

BETHESDA, MARYLAND - The National Institutes of Health (NIH) released a troubling report which suggested that veterinarians in the U.S. are overprescribing stimulants to pets.  "Medications to treat Pet Attention Deficit Disorder (PADD), such...
birthing mirror

New Study Links Birthing Mirrors to Vaginal Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

A new study published in the Journal of Vaginal Psychology (J Vag Psy) is reporting a possible link between the use of birthing mirrors during vaginal delivery and post-delivery vaginal post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD.) Vaginal...
medical consults

A Primer to How We All Consult One Another

Does your patient need help but you're just not sure who to consult for help? This GomerBlog primer is here to break things down and ensure your patient receives the absolute best care possible. Does...
psychiatry resident

Due to Late Consult, Psychiatrist Leaves Hospital After 3 PM

Psychiatry resident Dr. David Smith left the hospital around 3:30pm today, after arriving at about 11 am.  At press time Dr. Smith could not recall exactly when he pulled into the parking structure, finished...
balloons

Bill Clinton Thought Balloons Were Silicone Breasts

GomerBlog’s psychiatric team was found to be correct that Bill Clinton was hallucinating during the Democratic National Connvention (DNC) several days ago when he was playing with the falling celebration balloons. Lead GomerBlog reporter...

Want Patient’s Info Sent to Personal Phone? Upgrade EMR to “Hillary Mode”

OAK PARK, IL - Dr. Demi Cratt, growing increasingly frustrated with logging in to review patient’s electronic medical records, finally called her hospital’s help desk for assistance.  She was excited to discover a new...

Physician Gives Herself Tuberculosis so She Doesn’t Have to Get Any More Flippin’ PPDs

LITTLE ROCK, AK - University Hospital pulmonologist Roberta Koch has had it with getting yearly PPDs, so she has come up with what she sees as a foolproof method of never having to receive...

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