Barn Birthing Centers Gaining Popularity Across Nation
BROOKLYN, IA – A new birthing option for expectant mothers is currently taking the nation by storm. Barn birthing will soon supplant the water birth as the go-to option for women wanting a more natural birthing...
Ten Spectacular Off-Label Uses of the Speculum
You’re probably familiar with the traditional use of the speculum: visualization of the cervical os, blah blah blah. We at Gomerblog are pleased to share some exciting uses of what has been hailed by...
Pregnant Woman No Idea How Many Babies She’s Carrying, Glad You Asked
CHICAGO, IL - Laura Grace Ample, a 36-year-old busy expectant mother, is so relieved by everyone asking her how many babies she is carrying because she completely forgot to ask. Already mother of two beautiful...
Making Once Yearly Exception, OB Agrees to Read Birth Plan
ATLANTA, GA - In a charitable moment, obstetrician Dr. Vah J. Jay has agreed to read everyone's birth plans.* Want your baby born via an unmedicated water birth? She'll read that in your birth plan, and...
Report: Ability to Wear Scrubs to Work is Only Thing Keeping Health Care Professionals...
CHICAGO, IL - According to a recent poll of nearly 20,000 health care professionals jointly conducted by the American Academy of Physician Assistants (AAPA), American Medical Association (AMA) and the American Nurses Association (ANA), 99.8% of...
CDC: Stop Using Purulent Speculums as Tongue Depressors
ATLANTA, GA - Disturbed by a surge in case reports driven by medical providers who are either short on equipment or just extremely lazy, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued...
Prego Announces New Line of Pasta Sauces to Celebrate the Miracle of Birth
CAMDEN, NJ - Seeking to branch out into the world of medicine for the first time, Prego has teamed up with the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG) to bring expecting mothers and...
What Are Health Care Professionals Giving Up for Lent (By Specialty)?
General Surgeon: Evidence-based medicine. “Oh, your tummy hurts? Well, let’s open you up and take a look, shall we?”
Emergency Medicine: Dilaudid. The screams will be deafening.
Cardiologist: Stethoscopes. If you can’t hear heart sounds without...
Doula Training Offering Scuba Certification for Water Births
NEW HAVEN, CT – The National Doula Organization (NDO) made an announcement yesterday that they are offering SCUBA classes for their doulas to help assist in water births.
“It was only natural to offer this...
Beyoncé’s 3-Month Sonogram Reveals Twins Harmonizing In Womb
NEW YORK, NY - Speaking after a routine visit to the pop sensation's obstetrician, Beyoncé's agent confirmed to the press that the most recent sonogram of her twins revealed the two fetuses to be...
