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Med Student Yammering About Oxidative Phosphorylation, Kill Us Now

LAS VEGAS, NV - Second-year University of Nevada Las Vegas (UNLV) medical student Karen Weaselsnout-Jones continues to cement her legacy as the most annoying gunner of all-time, this time by choosing to give her...
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Glycolysis & Other Medical Terms That’ll Get You Laid Tonight

Health care professionals are notoriously sleep-deprived, irritable, and unsexy creatures who roam the hospital floors.  It is no wonder that these people, who have not had any meaningful human interaction outside of patient care...

Valentine’s Day Tease: Stethoscopes in Sexy Positions

WARNING: The following images of sexy stethoscopes in suggestive positions are appropriate only for health care providers older than the age of 18.  (Click to enlarge.)
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So You Dropped Your Pager into the Toilet, What to Do Next

You're on-call, but before sh*t hits the fan, you hit the toilet.  Just when you're pulling up your pants or fixing your belt, you hear that distinctive splash into the muddy waters below: your...
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Program Director Elated Residency Will Completely Fill This Year with Multiple Candidates Announcing His...

TOLEDO, OH - Program Director of Internal Medicine Dr. Marcus Jones is ecstatic his program will fully match this year with the large amount of candidates exclaiming his program is their number one choice. "It's...

ACGME Now Restricting Patient Hours, Cites Long Stays Not Helping Residents Learn

CHICAGO, IL – ACGME released recommendations yesterday that inpatients now have a hospital hour restriction.  “We thought it was about time to limit the amount of hours residents are exposed to inpatients,” said Thomas...
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Med Student Explains Krebs Cycle Using Only the Word “Dolor”

LAS VEGAS, NV - Our favorite medical student is back!  Today UNLV medical student Karen Weaselsnout-Jones would have made third-year Florida medical student Gunner McBrownnose proud: she explained all ten steps of the Krebs...

Trump Offers Med Students Golden Opportunity as Seat-Fillers for Inauguration

Washington, DC—As 4th year medical students consumed with residency interviews and Match Day are now officially useless, Trump offers them a golden opportunity to witness history as seat-fillers for his upcoming Presidential Inauguration. And earn...
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Med Student Draws Brachial Plexus, Big Whoop

LAS VEGAS, NV - In continued news that falls under the category of "who the f**k cares," second-year UNLV student Karen Weaselsnout-Jones is at it again, this time trying to impress us all with her...

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