Petite Surgeon

Petite Surgeon is a surgeon in a uniquely shaped United State, who would like the world to start stocking 5.5 gloves, and oh yeah, achieve world peace. She enjoys the pregnant pause before code anything is declared then cancelled overhead, the deer-in-the-headlights look of fresh medical students scrubbing into the OR for the first time, and watching unprepared consultants and administrators chewed up and spit out in front of any committee with an abundance of unbridled, over-educated scalpel jockeys.