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CME: Are You Having a Pseudoseizure?

Pseudoseizures happen all the time.  In fact one could be happening to you right now!  The ONLY way to be sure is to use the time-tested tool developed by the scientists at GomerBlog: this quiz.  This quiz is the gold standard in diagnosing pseudoseizures.  Good luck.

Are you screaming I'm "Having a seizure!"

Yes

No

ajiajgirnndsh.

Correct!

Wrong!

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Look at your legs are they

Nervously bouncing up and down?

sitting still

Bicycle kicking

wait a second I'm not falling for the classic "made ya look!"

Correct!

Wrong!

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Do you have a craving for Xanax right now?

Yes

No

Correct!

Wrong!

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Think back, did the doctor say you suffer from pseudoseizures or seizures?

pseudoseizures

seizures

Correct!

Wrong!

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If the results of this quiz come back, and you are diagnosed with having a pseudoseizure right now, would it:

make your day?

meh, I'm neither here nor there. I mean pseudoseizures are cool but I could take it or leave it

a pseudoseizure! That's scary and nothing to joke around about

I don't know I'll have to treat my actual seizure first then retake the quiz

What I'm having a pseudoseizure? I had a lot to do today, man. Now what?

Correct!

Wrong!

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Is your Seizure more intense as the provider comes closer to you?

Yes

No

I can't tell because I'm seizing

Correct!

Wrong!

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