PITTSBURGH, PA – Okay, okay, breaking news into Gomerblog headquarters: a yellow convertible had just been spotted in Point State Park with a miniature skeleton dangling from the rearview mirror. Ten bucks says this car belongs to an orthopod. Heck, we’ll even wager twenty bucks; it’s gotta belong to orthopod. It just has to.
“What other medical subspecialty would hang a skeleton in their car like that, I mean, come on? That’s just preposterous,” said hospitalist Wendy McNally, who dangles nursing home paperwork from her rearview mirror along with some fuzzy prior authorizations.