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Breaking: Orthopods Spotted in Aisle 9 of Home Depot

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FORT MYERS, FL – In breaking news here at Gomerblog, a herd of orthopods has just been spotted in aisle 9 of Home Depot. The sight is breathtaking. It appears the orthopods have likely been lured there by the presence of numerous species of hammers, air tools, and wrenches. It is unclear how long they will remain here as a “great migration” is expected at any moment to the land of power tools in aisle 7.

aisle 9 home depot
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