PITTSBURGH, PA – Okay, okay, breaking news into Gomerblog headquarters: a yellow convertible had just been spotted in Point State Park with a miniature skeleton dangling from the rearview mirror.  Ten bucks says this car belongs to an orthopod.  Heck, we’ll even wager twenty bucks; it’s gotta belong to orthopod.  It just has to.

“What other medical subspecialty would hang a skeleton in their car like that, I mean, come on?  That’s just preposterous,” said hospitalist Wendy McNally, who dangles nursing home paperwork from her rearview mirror along with some fuzzy prior authorizations.

According to experts, this car definitely belongs to an orthopod if anyone spots an ex fix, femur, black fleece, and set of dumbbells in the back seat, and notes the total absence of a stethoscope.