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Doktor Schnabel

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Plague doctor from 1622 who practices blood letting and medical satire. My beak has mint leaves and straw to protect myself from the plague...plus it looks good.
Libido Pills
Endocrinology

New Female Libido Pill to Hit Shelves

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fentanyl lollipops
Full Articles

Fentanyl Lollipops Abused, Authorities Perplexed

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bacon flavored tube
Emergency Medicine

Bacon-Laced Gastric Lavage Tubes a Big Hit for Patients

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Nurses must now wear reflective belts
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Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications

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trauma knife
Emergency Medicine

Trauma Patient with Isolated Stab Wound to Shoulder Can’t Understand Why His $300 Pants Are Being Cut Off in the Trauma Bay

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An alcoholic dream
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Alcoholic Fills Out Negative Patient Survey for Care Received on Christmas Morning

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Inventor of Slogan ‘Pain is the 5th Vital Sign’ Now Concedes Pain is Actually Not a Vital Sign
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Inventor of Slogan ‘Pain is the 5th Vital Sign’ Now Concedes Pain is Actually Not a Vital Sign

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Anesthesiologist Tired of Being Called ‘Anesthesia,’ Decides to Talk in 3rd Person with British Accent
Anesthesiology

Anesthesiologist Tired of Being Called ‘Anesthesia,’ Decides to Talk in 3rd Person with British Accent

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Joint Commission scissors
Full Articles

Joint Commission Requires More Name Tag Bracelets for Sicker Patients

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routine ECG
Anesthesiology

Breaking News: Anesthesiologist Manages to Place EKG Leads Out of Surgical Field

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