Naan DerThaal Naan DerThaal

A high school classmate of the lesser 3/5 of N’Sync, Naan DerThaal spent a number of years mired in mediocrity before finding his true calling, writing snarky anonymous internet commentary. He is a multi-time participation trophy recipient in Little League Baseball and has appeared on TV numerous times in the background of sporting events. He enjoys head-butting Lionfish and wrestling seasnakes in his free time and can often be seen dragging a mallet around the hospital. Follow him on Twitter @NaanDerthaal
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Anesthesiologist General Won’t Stop Asking President How Much Time He Has Left

Washington DC – President Trump is growing impatient with the new Anesthesiologist General continually ...

General Surgery Realizes They’re Becoming the British Empire of Surgery

Local general surgeon, Arthur Wellesley, reclined in his leather armchair yearning for the days ...

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The Night Before Joint Commission

‘Twas the night before Joint Commission, when all thro’ the ER Not a beverage ...