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OB/GYN with Tiny Fingers Has Zero Idea What a Cervix Feels Like

TUCSON, AZ – A retiring obstetrician, who has requested to remain anonymous for this ...

Study: Inverse Relationship Between IQ, Reproductive Capacity

BATON ROUGE, LA – A prospective, observational study out of Baton Rouge reports intelligence ...

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Skinny Jeans Increase Venous Return in Sepsis

CINCINNATI, OH – A recent study out of Northside, Cincinnati claims all-cause mortality benefit ...

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Study: 90% Of Rectal Foreign Bodies Are Idiopathic

BIRMINGHAM, AL – A recent retrospective review of Birmingham, Alabama confirms that 90% of ...

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