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An Orthopaedic Surgeon Explains Coronavirus
Globogym Headquarters, CA – All rights dudes and dudettes, this Coronavirus is treating the ...
Orthopaedic Surgeons Attempting to “Re-learn” ICU Things 🤦♂️
San Diego, CA – In light of the ongoing COVID19 Pandemic, physicians of all ...
Breaking: Batman Diagnosed with COVID-19
GOTHAM CITY – Less than two years after he was hospitalized for pulmonary histoplasmosis, ...
U.S. Hospitals to Close After Patients Test Positive for COVID-19
CHICAGO, IL – The NBA suspended its season when its first player tested positive ...
COVID-19: CDC Says “We’re Totally Effed” in a Zombie Apocalypse
ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) says they’re not ...
COVID-19: Self-Quarantined Anesthesiologist Running Dangerous Low on Sudoku Supplies
BIRMINGHAM, AL – An area anesthesiologist who is currently 3 days into his 14-day ...
COVID-19 Update: Orthopods Suspend Bro Hugs for 60 Days
NEW YORK, NY – First, Italy went on lockdown. Then March Madness was canceled; ...
Trainee is “Unusually Tired” upon negative feedback
SEATTLE, WA – Recent controversy has sparked at a local teaching hospital at the ...
New GI Tool to Retrieve Foreign Objects Just an Arcade Claw Machine
NEW YORK, NY—Observing that its fellows have a very challenging time using forceps, snares ...
Radiologists Groan as Storm Paradoxically Causes Lights to Turn On
MENLO PARK, NJ—An unusually intense electrical storm this morning produced a prolonged power surge ...
