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An Orthopaedic Surgeon Explains Coronavirus

Globogym Headquarters, CA – All rights dudes and dudettes, this Coronavirus is treating the ...

Batman Histoplasmosis

Breaking: Batman Diagnosed with COVID-19

GOTHAM CITY – Less than two years after he was hospitalized for pulmonary histoplasmosis, ...

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COVID-19: CDC Says “We’re Totally Effed” in a Zombie Apocalypse

ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) says they’re not ...

Trainee is “Unusually Tired” upon negative feedback

SEATTLE, WA – Recent controversy has sparked at a local teaching hospital at the ...

New GI Tool to Retrieve Foreign Objects Just an Arcade Claw Machine

NEW YORK, NY—Observing that its fellows have a very challenging time using forceps, snares ...

Radiologists Groan as Storm Paradoxically Causes Lights to Turn On

MENLO PARK, NJ—An unusually intense electrical storm this morning produced a prolonged power surge ...