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Surgeon General Creates Downloadable ‘Home ECMO’ PDF

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As COVID-19 continues to spread through the population, we are increasingly finding the availability of PPE to be limited. Hospital staff are told to...

White Coat Investor Doesn’t Actually Wear a White Coat While Investing

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OGDEN, UT - Dr. Jim Dahle has made a second career for himself “helping doctors stop doing dumb things with their money.” He’s successfully...
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Doctor Horrified to Learn That Today’s Actually Thursday, Not Friday

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NEW YORK, NY - Colleagues are watching in stunned silence as Mount Sinai Hospital hospitalist Valerie Owens holds back the tears as it hits her...

Hospital CEOs to Take Multi-Million Dollar Pay Cuts to Finance Hazard Pays

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Option 1: Just kidding. Option 2: Pressed by enormous frustration from medical staff around the country working mandatory overtime in unsafe conditions and with limited PPE,...
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Hospital Administrators Rename RNs to ‘Refreshments and Narcotics’

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TAMPA, FL - In order to comply with new government healthcare regulations involving patient satisfaction, hospital administrators at Tampa Memorial Cross Hospital have decided to rename...
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LeBron Brings Cleveland Its First Orgasm in 52 Years

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CLEVELAND, OH - Native son LeBron James and the Cavaliers have defeated the Golden State Warriors 93-89 in Game 7 of the 2016 NBA Finals,...
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Breaking: Reports Emerge About An Uneventful MMR Vaccination

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ROCHESTER, NY - In what was internationally hailed as a medical first, doctors at Mount Saint Mary Mercy Hospital announced they are confident a...

Area Female Physician Changes First Name to “Doctor”

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In Milwaukee today, a local cardiologist made the unprecedented move of legally changing her first name to “Doctor.” Fed up with being called “Nurse”...

Finally A Clinic Run by “Parents Who’ve Done Their Research” Opens

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PORTLAND, OR - Great news out of Portland, Oregon today, the first in the nation, clinic run by "Parents Who've Done Their Research" opens....
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Anesthesiologist Behind Drape Plays Peakaboo with Surgeon

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NORFOLK, VA - Anesthesiologist and master entertainer Thomas Kingston couldn't believe he forgot his handmade puppets for his usual daily puppet show to entertain...