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A Patient Wins Oscar in the Category of Best Drama Queen

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Ms. Have It All, a frequent flyer at Lord Have Mercy Hospital, was going through a rollercoaster ride of emotions while receiving an Oscar...
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Family Admits That Putting Grandma in the Top Bunk was Probably a Bad Idea

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BROOKLYN, NY - After thinking back on the events that had transpired over the past week, the family of 98-year-old Bertha Schwartz, who presented...
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Chest Compressions & Other Great Work Exercises

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It's a fact: health care professions wake up early and get home late.  Who has time to exercise?  The answer: do your exercises at...
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Doctors Hate Them: Homeopathic Physicians

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CAMBRIDGE, MA - Homeopathic physicians in Cambridge have discovered a revolutionary new method that's the secret to shedding a quarter of your body weight...
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Pioneering Bionics Company Gains FDA Approval for Robotic Penis

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E-Rextion Bionix has proudly announced that its breakthrough HeteroErectus Cyberpenis enhancement prosthesis will soon be available to patients in the U.S. market who so...
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PlayStation 3 to Unveil ‘Colonoscopy’ Video Game

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SAN MATEO, CA – PlayStation developers plan to release the highly anticipated Colonoscopy 2016 video game to the public soon, with 2,000 special orders already...
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Urology & Pediatric Departments Gearing Up for Annual ‘Circ du Soleil’

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LAS VEGAS, NV - The Urology and Pediatric Departments at Las Vegas Regional are diligently preparing to host the 6th Annual "Circ du Soleil" extravaganza...
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Watching Cable News Raises Blood Pressure Better than Levophed, Study Finds

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It is common knowledge that watching your Grandpa getting riled up night after night watching cable news opinion hosts rant and rave about their...

Chiropractor With No Education on Vaccines, Confident They’re Bad

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PALMER, IA - David Dunning-Krüger is one of the best chiropactors he knows. In fact he has bought himself several bumper stickers, T-shirts and...
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Physician DCs Bed in Order to Get Patient to Leave Hospital

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DETROIT, MI - In a fit of mild rage and decisive action, local physician Dr. Enuf wrote his final order in the battle with an...