Full Articles

Our cutting edge in-depth reporting, giving you the stories you deserve!

mother goose

Dr. Mother Goose’s Nursery Rhymes

0
For health care providers, it can be hard to explain to your children what you do at the hospital all day.  Fortunately, Dr. Mother...
rolling dice

Triage Nurse Rolls Dice to Determine Patient Priority Level‏

0
Mercy Regional Hospital ER's newest RN Heidi Evans has been having a rough start to her career at the triage desk, where her job...
anesthesiologist intubate bored anesthesiologist

Try to Blame Anesthesia Now, Buddy

0
In a stunning turn of events, all it took was one global respiratory pandemic to recognize that anesthesia might not be to blame. “Man, before...

Hospital Blocks Election Coverage on TVs: Huge Boost to Healing

0
KEARNEY, NE - What began as a cable bill cutting measure turned into a real miracle of medicine when the hospital dropped Fox News,...
vitmains

Nomega Approved by FDA

9
RESEARCH TRIANGLE, NC - Smyth Pharmaceuticals proudly announces the release of its new medication Nullefficaciter Sodium under the trade name Nomega.  Nomega recently cleared...
elderly patient

What Kind of Older Hospitalized Patient Do You Want to Be?

0
Fellow health care professionals, let’s face it: We’re all going to grow old and die.  We’re all going to be hospitalized at some point,...
nurse reprimanded

Nurse Cures Cancer; Reprimanded for Breaking Protocol

0
ORLANDO, FL - While looking at some lab values in conjunction with scientific research for her NP program, Nurse Francine Marcus miraculously found the...

ER Hires ‘Dilaudid Nazi’ to Dispense (or Not) Dispense Opioids

20
ATLANTA, GA - The famous "Soup Nazi" from Seinfeld has been hired by Memorial Hospital’s ER to dispense or not dispense opioids to patients checking...

Conspiracy! Powerful Microscope Finds “Made in China” Imprinted on Virus

0
ATLANTA, GA—Staring for hours at the 500,000x-magnified image of the novel coronavirus under his electron microscope, Dr. Henry Thomson of the CDC just could...

ER Places Bowl Full of Percocet in Waiting Room, Lowers Visits

80
HANOVER, NJ – Local emergency medicine physicians have developed a groundbreaking way to reduce the number of patients they will see during a shift.  The...