Universal Admission Template for a Drug Seeker
Chief Complaint:
Abdominal pain or pain due to condition that doesn’t cause pain.
History of Present Illness:
This is a really, really annoying patient with a given...
Branding Transparency: Fogo de Chão Renames Itself Fogo de Gout
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Study: Length of Birth Plan Correlates to Length of C-Section Scar
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Doula Training Offering Scuba Certification for Water Births
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ID Clinic Handing Out Free Chastity Belts
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Residency Prep Course for Female Medical Students Offered at Local Medical School
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Video Game Review: Da Vinci’s Punch-Out!!
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Brave Campaign Bars Zombies from the ICU
PARMA, OH - It all started when an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead played on the TV in the ICU family lounge. Within minutes, patient...
Ask a Drug Seeker
Dear Drug Seeker,
I’m really concerned about the Zika virus and the Summer Olympics going on as scheduled. Do you think this is a good...
Breaking News: Nurse’s Eyes Get Stuck After Aggressive Eye Roll
ORLANDO, FL - Beth Stanfield, a middle-aged nurse, was transported to the ophthalmology department earlier today when her eyes got stuck in an aggressive...