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Joint Commission Inspections to Continue on Zoom During COVID Pandemic

The Joint Commision announced today that they are planning to continue regularly scheduled inspections ...

Colossal coronavirus about to devour New York City

NEW YORK, NY – Currently billions and billions of virus-sized Godzillas are wreaking havoc ...

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COVID-19: CDC Recommends Not Listening to CDC Recommendations

ATLANTA, GA – After receiving harsh criticism for its recommendation to resort to scarves ...

Breaking: Earth’s Inner Core Tests Positive for Coronavirus

LONDON, ENGLAND – Earth’s inner core has tested positive for the novel coronavirus, Gomerblog ...

Dr. Fauci Implores We All Watch Bob Ross on Infinite Loop Immediately

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Addressing a restless and concerned American public over COVID-19, Dr. Anthony ...