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Infectious Disease
Joint Commission Inspections to Continue on Zoom During COVID Pandemic
The Joint Commision announced today that they are planning to continue regularly scheduled inspections ...
Colossal coronavirus about to devour New York City
NEW YORK, NY – Currently billions and billions of virus-sized Godzillas are wreaking havoc ...
CDC: Test Kits Are Low, Critically Ill & Famous People Only
ATLANTA, GA – The CDC released new guidelines today to to help ration COVID-19 ...
Easter Bunny Tests Positive for Coronavirus
BUNNY LANE – So much for getting the United States up and running by ...
COVID-19: CDC Recommends Not Listening to CDC Recommendations
ATLANTA, GA – After receiving harsh criticism for its recommendation to resort to scarves ...
CDC decides to put all of New York on a ventilator
NYC, New York – The recent coronavirus outbreak has devastated New York City to ...
Breaking: Earth’s Inner Core Tests Positive for Coronavirus
LONDON, ENGLAND – Earth’s inner core has tested positive for the novel coronavirus, Gomerblog ...
Dr. Fauci Implores We All Watch Bob Ross on Infinite Loop Immediately
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Addressing a restless and concerned American public over COVID-19, Dr. Anthony ...
BREAKING: New York City Resident Tests Negative for COVID-19
“I’ve run 753 tests for COVID-10 this week alone and this man’s test was ...
Primary Care Docs Happily Handing Out Z-Pak Prescriptions to Coronavirus Patient
CHICAGO, IL—Citing decades’ worth of experience using the drug to treat all types of ...
