Friday, July 10, 2020
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Study: Doctors Can’t Operate an IV Infusion Pump Even If Life Depended On It

BALDWIN, NY - A new study in the New England Journal of Alaris (NEJA) confirmed something we knew all along: doctors can't operate an IV infusion pump for anything, even if their lives depended on it....
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Santa Claus Aspirates Milk, Cookies after Ignoring NPO Guidelines

NORTH POLE, SOMEWHERE BETWEEN SIBERIA & ALASKA - Christmas has been canceled as Santa Claus fights for his life in the ICU.  Thankfully he passed out presents first.  Details are sketchy as hospital policy...