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Ronaldo, Neymar Admit Magic Soccer Sprays Contain Dilaudid

CHICAGO, IL – Two of the world’s best soccer players, Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar, ...

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Nurse Adds Kryptonite to Superman’s Allergy List

METROPOLIS, US – During an initial evaluation at Metropolis Medical Center (MMC) where the Man ...

Hypodilaudemia Epidemic Reaches Painful Proportions

Washington D.C. The United States Department of Health and Human Services reports this morning ...

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GI Consultant Thrilled To Hear About Guaiac Positive Formed Stool At 3 AM

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Second-year gastroenterology fellow Dr. I. Scopalot was flabbergasted to hear about an ...

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IBM’s Watson Suffers Existential Crisis After Shift in ED

CAMDEN, NJ – IBM is reporting that famed super computer Watson suffered one of ...

Hotelier Recommendations for Emergency Department “Improvement”

Due to increasing pressure on administrative staff to correct for their hospital’s Press Gainey ...