
The USMLE organization, the single group responsible for certifying all American physicians, has added the USMLE Step 4 for all current and future medical residents.
This new Step will include 3 parts:
1) A written section similar to Step 3 but labeled Step 4CBK (Clinical and Book Knowledge) and will include a $550 registration fee and a $350 testing fee.
2) A Step 4CSK (Clinical Skills and Knowledge) that includes a $550 registration fee and a $2000 testing fee.
3) And finally a Step 4E (essay), like the MCAT, that will require students and residents to go to one of 2 convenient testing centers, located in Oklahoma City and Salt Lake City, and write an essay on anything they want, for a $7,000 testing fee (plus travel expenses). Each test, they added, must be taken separately.
“Step 4E [essay] is really a capstone on the future physician’s medical training. They had to write a long, critical essay when they took the MCAT, now a final essay when they leave medical education,” Sam Silver M.D. a USMLE board member said in a statement. “Like the MCAT, the written portion will be graded differently, this time using symbols found above the numbers on a standard qwerty keyboard, from ~ to !@#$%^&*()_ and +.”
Dr. Silver also said the other parts of the test Step 4CBK will be given a number grading scale and Step 4CSK a pass/fail with a projected 99.9% of testers passing. Giving a final 3-part combined score of 35P^, where the ^ is the essay. Other Scores of 24P# and 22P( are possible. When asked why have a test when everyone passes anyway, he responded: “We have Step 2 CS, which most people pass, and that is a vital step in the licensing process.” He also reiterated that this announcement was in no way related to the ginormous debt the USMLE has accrued over the years.
Good luck Alex Trzebucki
You omitted mention of the 5% discount for non-refundable pre-payment of all Step 4 fees before the first day as an MS-1
@mariamhk1 NICE, freaking fantastic, I’m so ecstatic about this addition, God Bless USMLE
as if it already isnt too much!
You win the internet.
Please Don’t give them ideas!
Dont give this guys ideas!!!
http://www.nbme.org/students/Urban-Legends/index.html
Bad satire
Thanks for almost killing me Pradhita…
LOLOLOL
Ha! Clever
Ha! Clever
What’s funny is, it’s so believable that people think it’s real.
This post gives me anxiety. I think I need an ativan!
I like how people think this js serious
Not funny at all
I think the essay should be written on script pads for realism.
lmao
Omg. I panicked! Essay!?! $7000?!!? Hahaha
This has to be a fu&&$ joke.
F this. F. THIS EXAM.
Hahaha xD Usmle only thing that’s missing is I don’t when it comes to the Govt
After i almost has a heart attack thinking this was serious; my husband says: “i don’t get it” Obviously he’s not a doctor.
Omg… Considered having a heart attack…. This is a horrible joke!
Wow…there are some seriously scary med students on this feed…you ever think before you type?
Do not feed them any crazy ideas to them
This is a satirical site folks…… bre a th.
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Funny, sad, & ridiculous at the same time. A result of failing economy ……..
So good
I think it’s a hoax there is nothing else on the Internet or usmle site regarding this
Obviously 7k.. No its definitely not due to bankruptcy.. Are we that gullible?
Thats Blasphemy
Not funny!
This is bullshit, in 5 years they’ll be crying that they don’t have enough doctors. This is why you idiots !!
Don’t make me come over there -_-
3 usmle steps not enough. Another exam for doctors.
Usmle makes way too much damn money off us to be close to chapter 7
Good thing I’m from salt lake, but take more money from me, why don’t you.
Wow
Tasha Chase
Ah, I see that they have been taken over by the American Board of Pathology.
Ryan Gardner
I quit. Im done. Someone please pay back my loans
“Convenient” testing centers in Salt Lake City and OKC… lmao!
Or just increase the price and decrease the passing rate… Again
Sounds like a load of garbage and a way to rip med students and residents off even more. I have a $2600 board exam to take. I don’t want to spend close to $10K for yet another USMLE. Ridiculous.
OMG. Almost freaked until I saw it was gomer
Omg I had a moment of panic until I read the comments
Allison Michelle
I seriously had a nightmare about this
Funny!
Charles DeCarlo
Good thing I’m a DO and our licensing board, which is not redundant at all to the usmle, would never add a step for money. Of course if they did, our essay would require discussion on how we planned to use OMM to cure disease.
This is a farce
Omg I have been complaining about this all week!
money making machine
I love the ‘two convenient testing centers’ bit:)
Brilliant
I’m figuring this has to be satire… (My first newsfeed post from this site).
Ann Ann Schwartz
No need for a step 4, we have MOC now.
Such a joke!
Jesus.
Don’t give them any ideas!
Nonononono
Hahahaha!
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised…
Seems like the reasoning used to justify the previous steps