The philosophical TV show, The View, recently discussed the recent Miss America pageant. Two of the hosts were very critical of Miss Colorado with comments such as: Why is she wearing a “nurse’s uniform?” and “Why does she have a doctor’s stethoscope?” We asked around the hospital to see what you are thinking:
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“I don’t remember writing an order for ‘a nurse to wear a stethoscope.’ I better consult internal medicine on this one.”
Dr. Anderson, Bariatric Surgeon |
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“Do you have my Dilaudid? What, NO? Oh, do nurses have stethoscopes? Hold on let me ring my call light and have her come in here and we’ll check right-quick. I didn’t see it on the plan of the day.”
Sam Donald, Patient in 3012 |
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“She should give that stethoscope back to the doctor right away!”
Nancy Bailey, Concerned Woman |
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“Stethoscopes? I see dead people!”
Dr. Prasaad, Pathologist |
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“Nurses shouldn’t have stethoscopes. Stethoscopes are not all-natural and contain many toxins if ingested. She should have done her research.”
Mercedes Renolyds, Anti-Vaxer, Anti-Gluten Enthusiast |
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“Guys can be nurses too!”
Gavin Ross, Murse |
