NAPERVILLE, IL – Dr. Nyugen’s waiting room will be packed when word gets out they have the country’s most-recent People magazine. “I’m trying it keep it a little under wraps right now,” Dr. Ken Nyugen told reporters. “But I guess a review was placed on Yelp! and now I’m booked for 5 months.”
For the first time in this nation’s history a waiting room has an up-to-date People magazine. “I’m excited people can read about Prince’s death. And oooo look at this, Kelly and Michael had a blow out!” Dr. Nyugen stated while flipping through the 2016 issue. “Look here, no way, Beyonce’s latest work might reveal a marriage crisis!?! My patients will be up on all the gossip.”
Nguyen added later: “Patients are more relaxed when they come to see me because I have only top-end reading materials in my waiting room.”
Nyugen, the envy of all his colleagues, put down the magazine next to a stack of 2014 and 2015 Good Housekeeping and People magazines. “I better get back to work, I’m surprised I was able to pry this copy from my patients!”
