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obstetrician

OBGYN with Tiny Fingers has Zero Idea what a Cervix Feels Like

A retiring obstetrician, who has requested to remain anonymous for this piece, recently issued ...

idiocracy

Study: Inverse Relationship Between IQ, Reproductive Capacity

A prospective, observational study out of Baton Rouge, Louisiana reports intelligence is inversely related ...

garden gnome

Study: 90% of Rectal Foreign Bodies are Idiopathic

BIRMINGHAM, AL – A recent retrospective review of Birmingham, Alabama confirms that 90% of ...

castor troy

Unfortunate Plastic Surgery Leaves Man Nearly Identical To Nicholas Cage

SALEM, OR- The title tells the tale.  Oregonian Nate Carthage is now nearly identical ...

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