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OB/GYN with Tiny Fingers Has Zero Idea What a Cervix Feels Like

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Critical Care

Attending Known for Long ICU Rounds Admits She is Actually Just Filibustering Her Crappy Life

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Study: Inverse Relationship Between IQ, Reproductive Capacity
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Study: Inverse Relationship Between IQ, Reproductive Capacity

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Cardiologist Validates ‘Time to Burrito Consumption’ as Reasonable Cardiac Risk Stratification Tool
Cardiology

Cardiologist Validates ‘Time to Burrito Consumption’ as Reasonable Cardiac Risk Stratification Tool

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Critical Care

Skinny Jeans Increase Venous Return in Sepsis

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Colorectal

Study: 90% Of Rectal Foreign Bodies Are Idiopathic

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Post-Cardiac Arrest Fonzie Not Eligible for Therapeutic Hypothermia, “He’s Already Too Cool”
Cardiology

Post-Cardiac Arrest Fonzie Not Eligible for Therapeutic Hypothermia, “He’s Already Too Cool”

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Unfortunate Plastic Surgery Leaves Man Nearly Identical To Nicholas Cage

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Non-Confrontational Physician Reassures Patient That the Trichomonas Was Probably Just from a Toilet Seat
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Non-Confrontational Physician Reassures Patient That the Trichomonas Was Probably Just from a Toilet Seat

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Medical Ethics: Magician Orthopedist Elects Not to Saw Patient in Half Due to Conflict of Interest
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Medical Ethics: Magician Orthopedist Elects Not to Saw Patient in Half Due to Conflict of Interest

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