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Tragedy as Strong Gust of Wind Kills Hundreds of Umbrellas

CHICAGO, IL – Tragedy struck the Illinois metropolis today as a light drizzle suddenly ...

Hypodilaudemia Epidemic Reaches Painful Proportions

Washington D.C. The United States Department of Health and Human Services reports this morning ...

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IBM’s Watson Suffers Existential Crisis After Shift in ED

CAMDEN, NJ – IBM is reporting that famed super computer Watson suffered one of ...

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