Tag: emergency

Sudoku

Breaking: Anesthesiologist Suffers Life-Threatening Sudoku Withdrawal

NORFOLK, VA – Beloved anesthesiologist and master of puppets Dr. Thomas Kingston is currently undergoing ...

Thai soccer team rescue

Medical Subspecialty Headlines Show Captivation with Thai Soccer Team Rescue

Everyone has been captivated and relieved with the unbelievable rescue of a Thai soccer ...

Saline Lock Heparin Lock

Oh No: Nurse Misplaces Key, Saline Lock Locked Forever

NEW YORK, NY – Nurse Brad Frohne remains frantic this morning.  Yes, it has ...

umbrella umbrellas

Tragedy as Strong Gust of Wind Kills Hundreds of Umbrellas

CHICAGO, IL – Tragedy struck the Illinois metropolis today as a light drizzle suddenly ...