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Breaking: Potato Sees Ophthalmologist for Yearly Eye Exam

BOISE, ID – America’s favorite vegetable, the potato, went for its yearly exam today.  “Its ...

“This 1500-Calorie Diabetic Renal Diet is Delicious!” Said No One in the History of Health Care Ever

COAST-TO-COAST, AMERICA – “Well, I’ll be damned!  This low-fat, low-sodium, low-cholesterol, low-potassium, 1500-calorie, diabetic, and ...

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Radiologist Orders CT to Figure Out Contents of Breakfast Burrito

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Radiologist Calvin Sherpa sat silently at his outdoor patio table, ...

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