The Punky-Looking Kiddo 
Monday Medicine Rounds Finish Just In Time for Tuesday Medicine Rounds
PHILADELPHIA, PA – With record-setting efficiency, the internal medicine team here at St. Agnes ...
Code Blue Also Code Brown
NEW YORK, NY – According to multiple sources in attendance at, or rapidly emerging ...
Santa Sporting Trim New Figure After Successful Gastric Bypass
NORTH POLE, CANADA – Reports are coming in from all over the North Pole that ...
Let Me Have at Your Johnson
EXAM ROOM 4, UROLOGY CLINIC – Hello, sir. You seem a little bit nervous. Well, ...
CDC Releases Revised Ebola Management Policy for Healthcare Workers: Just Burn Everything
WASHINGTON, DC – In the wake of the infection by Ebola of Nurse Nina ...
Big Pharma Admits They’re Just Trying to Kill Everybody with Vaccines
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what is being hailed as a huge victory for the anti-vaccine ...
Entrance of New Children’s Hospital to Feature Adorable Animal Footprints Leading Families Directly to Billing Office
DALLAS, TX – As construction continues on the new 300-bed children’s hospital here, officials today ...
Anesthesiologists Compare Arm Tans While Surgeon Repairs Penetrating Aortic Injury
ATLANTA, GA – As local trauma surgeon Dr. Andre Mackersie desperately tried to gain ...
Obama Replaces Surgeon General with Nurse Practitioner General
WASHINGTON, D.C. – At a hastily-gathered press conference here today, President Obama announced that ...
Report: Hospital CEO Was a Big Help in Clinic Today
ST. LOUIS, MO – Outpatient care sources are reporting that Sacred Heart Hospital CEO ...
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