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COVID-19: CDC Recommends Not Listening to CDC Recommendations

ATLANTA, GA – After receiving harsh criticism for its recommendation to resort to scarves ...

Breaking: Earth’s Inner Core Tests Positive for Coronavirus

LONDON, ENGLAND – Earth’s inner core has tested positive for the novel coronavirus, Gomerblog ...

Dr. Fauci Implores We All Watch Bob Ross on Infinite Loop Immediately

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Addressing a restless and concerned American public over COVID-19, Dr. Anthony ...

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Preserve Toilet Paper: CDC Strongly Recommends Against Defecation

ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) has updated its ...

FDA Rejects Rapid COVID-19 Test in Favor of Slow-as-Balls One

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has rejected the first rapid ...

COVID-19: Lady Liberty Shelters in Place on Liberty Island

NEW YORK, NY – Heeding the warnings of local public health officials regarding pandemic ...