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A COVID-19 Miracle: Jesus Turns Water into Hand Sanitizer

BETHLEHEM – Add another miracle to His already impressive resume: Jesus has offered humanity ...

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COVID-19 Breakthrough: Redeployed Da Vinci Can Swab One Patient Per Day

BOSTON, MA – In what is already considered the biggest breakthrough against COVID-19 in ...

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COVID-19: Anesthesia Amazed They Haven’t Been Blamed for Any of This

SCHAUMBURG, IL – Pandemic coronavirus, COVID-19. Hundreds of thousands infected. Sports suspended. Nations on ...

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Joint Commission Riding Out COVID-19 Outbreak With Heads in Sand

OAKBROOK TERRACE, IL – In the ongoing fight against the novel coronavirus, healthcare workers across ...

Nation Gives Fauci Permission to Take 15-Minute Power Nap

UNITED STATES – American citizens have given Dr. Anthony Fauci, the Director of the ...

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Da Vinci Will Be Key in Defeating COVID-19, Says No One

CHICAGO, IL – “Da Vinci will be key in defeating COVID-19,” says no one ...