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CDC Wants to Remind Americans They Can Still Get Their Flu Vaccine Rectally
ATLANTA, GA – With influenza activity expected to pick up in the next several ...
White Coat Investor Doesn’t Actually Wear a White Coat While Investing
Ogden, UT– Dr. Jim Dahle has made a second career for himself “helping doctors ...
Latest Research Suggests that a Nice Family Prognosticates Mortality in the Intensive Care Unit
Abstract ————————————————————————————————————-Background A group of 1594 (667 were excluded for lack of relative personality ...
Local Hospitalist Accidentally Writes Best-Selling Fantasy Novel While Trying to Change EMR Password
Detroit, Michigan – Just last week, local hospitalist Dr. Blake Harrison came across a ...
BREAKING: Resident Answers “Yes” When Third-Year Medical Student Asks if They Can Help With Anything Else
Chicago, Illinois – It was approximately 4:15 PM last Tuesday when Clark Gunnerson, a ...
Need to renew your ACLS? New interactive code blue simulator, “resusci-asshole” yells obscenities at you
It’s that time again. Time for you to buck up and go get your ...
Middle School Dance put on Contact Precautions
Following the shocking display of “grinding” at last Fall’s Homecoming dance, local Gandy Middle ...
Curious Med Student Smells Finger After Digital Rectal Exam
Harvard Medical School, BOSTON – At the nation’s most prestigious medical school, students were ...
Three Tips for Female Physicians
Hello, my name is Dr. Sassy McSnark. Although I am frequently confused for a ...
Buried placenta grows baby tree
Philadelphia, PA – Local health practitioners were stumped yesterday when local soccer mom (and ...
