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Hipster Pulmonologist replaces Pulmonary Toilet with Pulmonary Bidet

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania— A local Pulm-Crit PGY4 said he will “never go back to traditional ...

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Fellowship in Nursing Leadership

University Medical Center is announcing a new Emergency Medicine fellowship in Nursing Leadership. The ...

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New battery-free pager powered by residents’ sweat and tears.

In a seemingly limitless display of fiscal ingenuity, hospital administrators have invented a battery-free ...

ASA Admits NPO Guidelines are Entirely Arbitrary

San Diego, CA– In a move that shocked surgeons and anesthesiologists alike, the American ...

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Resident Appreciation Lunch Just Leftover Cafeteria Food

Tampa, FL – Calling the event “Historic”, and “The first of its kind”, Hospital ...

Medtronic, Blueface Promote New Thrombolysis System Clotiana

DUBLIN, IRELAND: In a recent press release, Medtronic has announced its promotional partnership with ...

Anesthesia Makes Surgical Recommendations

In a world flip-turned upside down, anesthesia has had enough and is making recommendations ...