Internal Medicine

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Hipster Pulmonologist replaces Pulmonary Toilet with Pulmonary Bidet

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania— A local Pulm-Crit PGY4 said he will “never go back to traditional ...

Medtronic, Blueface Promote New Thrombolysis System Clotiana

DUBLIN, IRELAND: In a recent press release, Medtronic has announced its promotional partnership with ...

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Dilaumorfentanylocet approved for 11/10 pain and above

In an exciting development for doctors and nurses around the country, FDA has approved ...

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Pulmonologist Says Sucking Out Mucous Plugs is What He Lives For

BOSTON, MA – It’s a rainy day. It’s cold out. Dr. Bailey Corgan, a ...

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Not Impressed: Cards Downgrades A-Fib to B-Minus

BIRMINGHAM, AL – Completely unimpressed by his patient’s routine ECG this morning, cardiologist Paul ...

Landmark Study: Fortnite Superior to Dilaudid in Teenage Males

POUGHKEEPSIE, NY – A groundbreaking new study conducted by CHOP (Children’s Hospital of Poughkeepsie) ...