Friday, June 5, 2020
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Hospital Medical Student Parking Lot Moved to Neighboring State

PORTLAND, ME - Parking has become a major issue at Maine Medical Center in Portland.  Hospital administrator Angela Stevens had to find a solution quickly. "We have patients and employees not being able to find...

Laboratory Technician Decides to Delay ‘Stat’ Blood Test Result Due to Excessive Pestering

INDIANA – Today a laboratory technician at Holy Cross Hospital decided enough was enough and took matters into his own hands.  At 5:42 a.m. a STAT complete blood count (CBC) was ordered on a...
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Medical Student Paged ‘Stat’ for Fecal Disimpaction Case

PHOENIX, AZ - At 2:30 a.m., medical student Amanda Williamson was abruptly woken from her deep sleep to a STAT page.  "At first I didn't realize what was going on.  Medical students are never paged...

Recently Accepted Medical Student Bombarded by Medical Questions

ST. LOUIS, MO – 22-year-old Jennifer Wilson found out 2 weeks ago that she was accepted into medical school.  “I was elated!” screamed Wilson.  “I had been running out to the mailbox every day...

Student Taking the MCAT Fails After Saving Proctor

PHILADELPHIA, PA – An unbelievable event occurred yesterday afternoon in the Prometric MCAT computer testing center.  A proctor at the testing site suddenly collapsed in the testing room during the MCAT administration. Jeremy Towlins, a...
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Medical Student Spotted at Undergraduate Library, Again

BURLINGTON, VT – University of Vermont first-year medical student, Eugene Simmond, was seen again trolling the halls of the undergraduate library on Thursday afternoon.  This was the fifth spotting in just a week, and to...

Local Medical Student Struggles to Explain His Eagerness to Place Foley Catheter on Male...

ANN ARBOR, MI - Local medical student Dan S. started his first rotation today in Surgery.  “I woke up at 2:45 am arrived at the hospital about 3:10 am and I was able to...