colonic mudslide

Manual Disimpaction Gone Awry: Med Student Buried in Colonic Mudslide

0
PHOENIX, AZ - A frantic search and rescue is underway after third-year medical student Barry Manama was unexpectedly whisked away by a colonic mudslide...
fever defervesce

Ask a 4th-Year Med Student (Who’s Checked Out for the Year)

0
Our readers get to pose tough questions to our columnist-cum-med student who is only a few months away from graduating. Dear 4th-Year Med Student Who’s...

Med Students to Get Vaccine After General Population, Cacti, Humpback Whales

0
ATLANTA, GA - Commenting their status as backline healthcare workers, the Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) has recommended medical students get vaccinated...

Med Student Interested In Dermatology Already Acting Like A Mohs Surgeon

0
On a quiet Tuesday afternoon, the dermatology clinics at GMH (General Medical Hospital) are filled with the sounds of clicks and types. As each...

Medical Student’s Artwork Accepted to Netter Gross Anatomy Book, Disappointment Ensues

0
TULSA, OK – 24-year-old medical student, Jeremy Stevenson has been an aspiring artist at heart.  Finally he was able to combine his love for artwork...

Medical Student Draws Blood for the First Time, Prefers Using Markers Over Crayon

0
In a rural hospital in West Virginia, Vance Agarwal a fourth year medical student nearing the end of a rural medicine elective had the...
medical student nodding

Zuckerberg Survives 10 Hours of Questions from First-Year Medical Student

0
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg survived 10 hours of questions, this time at the hands of first-year Georgetown medical student Savannah Hilton...
hospital ward

Medical School Revamps Admission Interviews to Mimic Day on Internal Medicine Rotation

0
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - After an onslaught of honest evaluations about several rotations from outgoing 4th years, a local medical school admissions committee decided to...

Recently Accepted Medical Student Bombarded by Medical Questions

0
ST. LOUIS, MO – 22-year-old Jennifer Wilson found out 2 weeks ago that she was accepted into medical school.  “I was elated!” screamed Wilson. ...

Report: Nurse’s Candy Drawer, Only Chocolate Laffy Taffy and Dum Dums Left

3
CARDIAC FLOOR - Reports around the hospital are the nurse’s candy drawer on the cardiac floor has run cold. "You mean to tell me I started...