Saturday, September 26, 2020

Med Students Revolt! No One Notices

In an unprecedented move, medical students at University of Woeisme have joined forces and staged the largest revolt ever executed on school grounds. Citing discontent with undocumented 100-hour workweeks, condescending patients, disparaging residents, being...

The 5 Stages of Boards Preparation

GomerBlog breaks down the 5 stages of Boards preparation: Denial "I don't need to study yet... it's much more important to (fill in blank: shop for Chanel skin care products, catch up on Game of Thrones...
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Debtflix: View School Debt On-Demand Anytime, Anywhere

LOS GATOS, CA - Netflix, a leading provider of subscription-based on-demand streaming media to over 70 million people worldwide, revealed a new service called Debtflix, allowing health care practitioners to view their graduate school...
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Medical Student Accidentally Identifies Retina on Fundoscopic Exam

BOSTON, MA – Third-year medical student Iris Conners did the one thing that every medical trainee, and frankly every human in any field of medicine, aspires to achieve in their career: she saw the...

Near Death Experience for Medical Student After Taking Chart During Change of Shift

MILWAUKEE, WI - Richard Henning, a third-year medical student, has no idea how close he came to perishing at Memorial Hospital yesterday.  At approximately 7:04 a.m., Hennings interrupted a nursing change of shift report and took the medical...
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July Interns Play Crucial Role During Cardiac Arrest by Whimpering, Sucking Own Thumb

ROCKFORD, IL - Fresh-faced July intern Becky Anderson proved to be the most crucial health care provider present during a cardiopulmonary arrest called at approximately 8 PM last night on one of the floors...

Medical Subspecialties as Star Wars Characters

The release of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story is upon us. Before we re-watch Episodes I through VII in our respective break and call rooms, let’s take a look at healthcare’s cast of...

Med Student Wows Surgeon with Suction Technique

DENVER, CO – Medical student James Taverny turned heads in the OR when he made history with perfect suction technique during an open cholecystectomy last Friday. “It wasn’t until halfway through the surgery that I...

‘Despacito’ Doubles Spanish Vocabulary for Non-Spanish-Speaking Health Care Staff

Health care staff across the country are praising the song “Despacito,” Justin Bieber’s hit collaboration with Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee, for enhancing interactions between Spanish-speaking patients and Spanish-impaired providers.  Gomerblog interviewed staff at...

Medical Student Dies of Dysentery on Interview Trail

FORT WALLA WALLA, OR – After several weeks of traveling the Interview Trail at a grueling pace, Eunice Justice contracted dysentery and eventually passed away.  Eunice was a fourth-year medical student (MS4) who was applying...