Intern Asks Nurse for Multiple Choices Before Making Decision

0
On his first week as a surgery intern, Dane Colbert began what is sure to be a storied career in medicine by asking the nurse...

Student Taking the MCAT Fails After Saving Proctor

0
PHILADELPHIA, PA – An unbelievable event occurred yesterday afternoon in the Prometric MCAT computer testing center.  A proctor at the testing site suddenly collapsed...
medical student adorbs CAGE questionnaire infectious enthusiasm

Med Student’s Enthusiasm a Little Too Infectious, Placed in Isolation

0
LOS ANGELES, CA - Third-year UCLA medical student Christopher Witt has been placed into airborne, droplet, and contact isolation after both the third-year resident...
medical students

Know Your Medical Student: A Guide to Tell Them Apart

0
Medical students: they come in all shapes and sizes.  But they typically fall into one of a few categories.  Use this guide to help...
multiple choice test

Newly-Minted Third-Year Medical Student Puzzled by Lack of Multiple-Choice Question

0
Jenner Hobbs, a fresh new face on the internal medicine wards, is having trouble adjusting to his new environment. Having just finished the first...
Magic 8-Ball

Teaching Team Consults Magic 8-Ball for Assistance

0
NEW YORK, NY - "Will my patient need placement?" intern Jamie Dreessen asked the Magic 8-Ball, shaking it solidly for 15-seconds before placing it on...
totem poll

Med Student Begins Long, Long Climb Up the Totem Pole

0
SOMEWHERE AT THE BOTTOM BUT DEFINITELY FAR FROM THE TOP - Realizing that the commonly-used phrase to depict medical hierarchies is not a metaphor, first-year...
medical student

Medical Student Reports He’s ‘Just Not That Interested’ In Clinical Rotation; Attending Physicians Quit

0
A shocking series of events has left Salem Teaching Hospital in complete disarray. The issues began when third-year medical student Daniel Greene bluntly stated...

Breaking: Medical Student Cuts Surgical Knot Too Short

13
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Medical student Dan Richards was disciplined Thursday for cutting a surgical knot "too short" during a skin closure. "The surgeon told me...
dating service

Review of New Medical Dating Service: TheMatch.com

1
A new website called TheMatch.com uses a time-tested algorithm to pair you up with the residency of your dreams.  You can sign up today...