Snorlax, Pokémon

Pokémon Go Update: Snorlax Found Down, Intubated

0
ATLANTA, GA - Anesthesiologist and Pokémon Go addict Tobey Matthews was using augmented reality to explore life on the other side of the anesthesiology...
thanksgiving

Internal Medicine Intern Boasts Over Thanksgiving Dinner, ‘I’m Basically Running the Whole Hospital’

0
NASHVILLE, TN - Dr. Nick Johnson, a recent medical school graduate and internal medicine resident impressed his family at Thanksgiving dinner last night when...
curbside

Doctor Curbsides Doctor at Curbside

0
ATLANTA, GA - Gomerblog is on scene to report that Dr. Andrea Pascal of Internal Medicine has just curbsided Dr. Andy Rapp of Infectious Diseases at curbside,...
doctors teaching

GomerBlog’s Exhaustive List on How to Survive Internship

0
Want to survive Internship? Follow these simple guidelines for success!! Page your attending and ask if it is ok to order Tylenol for a patient Use...

Tinder Acquires Scheduling Software AMiON, Creating TinderResident App

0
Following years of agony among chief residents attempting to input schedules into the AMiON.com interface, a major change is underway: Tinder is now acquiring...
opthalmologist

Ophthalmology Resident Consulted to Put Glasses On

0
Rapidly responding to his third page for acute onset vision loss from the ED, third year ophthalmology resident Dr Wobleski stepped into the eye...
joint commission

Joint Commission Mandates New Pain Scale That Goes to Infinity

0
OAKBROOK TERRACE, IL - The Joint Commission believes that when a patient has “20 out of 10 pain” it isn’t the patient’s fault, it’s...

Chaos as ICU Attending Touches Defibrillator

0
LEBANON, IN – An internal mass casualty incident was declared at Saint Sebastian Hospital on Thursday morning after an ICU physician inadvertently discharged a...

ACGME Now Restricting Patient Hours, Cites Long Stays Not Helping Residents Learn

0
CHICAGO, IL – ACGME released recommendations yesterday that inpatients now have a hospital hour restriction.  “We thought it was about time to limit the...