ROANOKE, VA – Upon finishing Game of Thrones Season 3 at 2 AM, local man Charles Cerioli decided it would be a good time to visit St. Joe’s Emergency Room. “I was sitting there on my couch watching the credits thinking, well I got nothing to do now, maybe I should get this looked at.”
Mr. Cerioli was referring to a “rash” on his right foot which had been present for about two to three weeks. “It’s really been bothering me for a couple weeks now,” said Charles. “I was wide awake from Game of Thrones ending and I thought I should get this looked at. What an ending!”
Charles hasn’t had the opportunity to schedule a regular office appointment between catching up with Game of Thrones and True Blood. His new subscription to HBO has really put his life on hold.
Update:
“Rash” diagnosed as gout flare. Charles responded, “Oh, gout flare? Yeah, I get those all the time. Well, see you guys after Season 4 is over!”