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Level VIII Trauma Center Can Only Take Care of Paper Cuts Really

SANDERSVILLE, GA – Sandersville Medical Center, a recently-opened Level VIII Trauma Center located two ...

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Med Student Begins Long, Long Climb Up the Totem Pole

SOMEWHERE AT THE BOTTOM BUT DEFINITELY FAR FROM THE TOP – Realizing that the commonly-used ...


Typo Accidentally Sends Doc to PubeMed Website, Not PubMed

BALTIMORE, MD – It took hospitalist Christopher Gray a few moments of staring at steady ...

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Anesthesiologist General Won’t Stop Asking President How Much Time He Has Left

Washington DC – President Trump is growing impatient with the new Anesthesiologist General continually ...

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Med Students Renamed “Teeny-Tiny Whipper-Jippers

In a unanimous vote Thursday, Lakeland General Hospital’s administrative council decided to replace traditional ...